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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 34 941

Mike1313 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Maybe his mother is hot.

kmwis_00 6

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:13

Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o

Comments

BananaSticker 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:39

HeatherxCore is awesome. :] You get a banana sticker! *hands you a banana sticker with another one hidden under it* Shhhhh. ;]

HeatherXCore 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:43

Golly! It's my lucky day!

rusticmayhem 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:52

haha wtf ? that's so awkward... ewh, he looks at his mom pose naked in the shower ? blech.

BananaSticker 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:53

Yes! Yes it is. :]

Elicy1984 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:54

What an ass, why even drop comments like that? OP I feel sorry for you. FYL

luminousgirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:43

oh gosh that sucks. f your life.

thatoneplace 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:54

maybe her boyfriend has a mom fetish and pictures her as his mom

LiftedRG971 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:11

you shoulda bitch slapped that foo'

Jonsey92 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:15

he doesn't like you!! :)

soccerguy77 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 13:15

#75,78 WTF?

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