You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

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Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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kmwis_00 6

Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o

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Hwikek 2

Gross. I could say more but I have self control...and good grammar

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goldfinger69 0

I hope he was talking about the pose other wise really creepy...

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jchansfan 0

How is it not creepy if he was talking about the "sexy pose"? =/

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jchansfan 0

@FMGrammar- Not really, it's a good observation, it's a weird thing to say while seeing someone nude, in the shower, trying to be sexy. So I believe you sir/miss, are the true fail... :P

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FateBurns 6

maybe his mom is hot?

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cbr600_fml 0

even if she is 55 that is still nasty and disturbing

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FateBurns 6

I agree lol I wouldn't want to hear that either

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BananaSticker 0

Banana Sticker says you cannot speak to fmgrammar that way. I forbid it. And you're smart you'll think twice before disobeying me. >:]

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jchansfan 0

May I inquire as to why I am not to do so? :P

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Arsonnist 3

Because bananas are good for you I'm guessing.

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