Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: You tried

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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Mike1313 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:09

Maybe his mother is hot.

kmwis_00 6

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:13

Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o

Comments

manda980 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:44

ewhhh

SarevokRob 1

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:54

So what have you learned about your boyfriend?

TYPiCALNiCOLE69 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:00

all of you saying "ew , why has he seen his mom naked ? " OMG OMG GROSS , seriously ? everyone has walked in on one of their parents naked at one point in their life . sometimes they're getting out of the shower & they forget to lock the door & without thinking you just barge in , then BAM .

pinkhiphopgirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:38

lmao, well what exactly do you consider your "sexiest" pose? :P

Dante15 3

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:46

I heart you for that

Dante15 3

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:49

and that was for

Dante15 3

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:50

that was for

priscilla_28 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:57

You've got a creeper ... I mean keeper. ;)

dragonxfly 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:19

wincest :D

mooshibear140 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:21

Maybe he wasn't talking about his mother when she's in the shower? Maybe she makes that pose when she's not naked?Oor maybe......screw it he was talking about his naked mother in the shower - congrats, your boyfriend is a freak!!!