You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 309

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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And I agree with 11, HOW could you not have heard a dog and twelve people in front of your door, don't tell me your dog can open an armed concrete, isolated fault door.

hunterluv1 20

if you remember, they were hosting a party. it was probably loud downstairs, and anyway, it's not like they were acually listening.

wtf is wrong with you. Horny bastard contain yourself jeez, next your gonna tell me you just randomly jizzed in your pants

Took the words right out of my mouth, #14. I logged on just to say exactly that.

thakid31 0

well given the fact that you dont have any privacy even in your own room, next time your probably bettar of wackin off infront of this beautiful guest along with the rest of them and the dog.... perfectly normal. when u gotta go, u gotta go, man!

I think everyone here is missing the point that really stands out here... Your dog can open doors. That's pretty awesome.

looks like your mom had to show the guests that her son masturbates at parties too

yawn + fake bullshit #10 very smart arent u OP masturbating at a party ur an idiot

skierguy 0

I'm calling bullshit on this one.