You wanker
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way to go #13 ur so right. do u have absolutly no control at all?and even if ur room doesnt have a lock how about using the bathroom if u absolutly have to jack off. tht way u get a modicum of privacy because ur mum prolly wont want to show tht off and people tend to knock before entering a bathroom
you whacked off because you saw an attractive woman? Self-control man!
this has got to be fake, nobody is stupid, horny, and weird enough to be at a party, see someone then rush off to jerk it. If this is true, you ******* deserve.
This seems totally possible, why would it be fake? A lot of people know about FML, so I beleive 10 - I feel like a loser saying this but I have a cat and she can open doors lmao #55 - I feel so bad for whoever has ever been to your house and has gone to the bathroom that is the most stupid thing I've ever heard of. You do it in a Coffee Mug DUH!
wtf 55... a bathroom sink? It's called the ******* toilet! and OP - its called the ******* bathroom, that one that has a lock on it!
ha ha #96 so f u n n y . . .
I'm assuming your dog uses his mouth to turn the doorknob to open the door. I hope you atleast washed your hand after touching your doorknob and before wanking off. If you don't have a lock use your boots, sneakers or weights as door stops. Might not keep people totally from opening your door but it'll slow them down some. Otherwise, ********** all the time, that way your mom will learn to knock and probably inspire her to unteach the dog to open doors.
How did this make it through? This exact scenario has been posted before. Laaaaaaaame.
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.