You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 309

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

Comments

doof_fisch 2

Did you spank the dog after you spanked the monkey?

Ohh look at me, I'm calling bullshit on an fml. I'm so cool! Seriously people, nobody cares if these are fake or not, just enjoy it for the humour. And rofl, #20. That IS pretty awesome.

You saw a beautiful person and had to go wack off? Jeez, you must spend a lot of your life running to your bedroom...

zymn 6

i like how people are like "LOCK YOUR DOORS" because i don't even HAVE a lock on my door. it has a door knob on one side of it so i can open and close it... OP: wow. well, i say you deserve it. i mean, come on. be a man. see a hot woman? hit on her. unless you're under 18. but still, control yourself. if you see a hot woman on a train or a bus, do you sit down and start spankin it right away?

dspadres 0

I'd suggest staying out of places where you might see hot women walking around, a.k.a earth, if you have to run off and whack the bag after seeing one. Do what we all do...save it for later.

You ********** during a party? Couldn't you wait...?