You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
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Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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Always lock the door, but it's weird that she demonstrated on the door to your room.

ssco10 0

dont worry everyone was completely silent and the dog opened the door on the first try... yeah right

Moral of the story: you could have masturbated while looking at the beautiful guest; she found out anyway!

twilax101 0

so THAT'S what you were doing...

Jeez...I wonder what the people thought when you came back down...Ouch

i bet your dog knew what you were doing and when they were like..open the door he ran to yours.. hes Brian from Family Guy isnt it? looking to get you out of the picture to get Lois...is your name perhaps.. Peter? lol