You wanker
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That's sick. Can't you hold out for a little while? YDI.
OP needs to get laid big time. He sees someone beautiful and first instinct is to yank it? If every dude had this mentality the human race would've died out eons ago.
That's disgusting. You couldn't wait? SERIOUSLY? Ugh.
#55, people still wank even after they get laid... Clearly you have never had sex *rolleyes* I wanna know what happens next anyway
#55- WTF? "do it in the bathroom sink like a normal person" To be honest, I've never heard of anybody doing in that. Why the Sink? People use the sink, and it gets sticky after a while. Go for the toilet if you MUST. It flushes down like nothing happened. Flip on the fan and act like you are taking a shit. If you don't have locks on your doors, you better make sure nobody is home before you jerk off in your room. You are especially stupid, seeing that 12 people (plus a DOG) were there. You deserved that one, buddy.
"After seeing 1 of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to **********" YDI
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.