You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 309

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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YDI (Ya dumb idiot). Don't whack off, if she (or he) is "extremely beautiful", get laid! This is what you save yourself for a week for; so you can have a big messy finish. And do it in the bathroom sink like a normal person, not in your room where there's no way of cleaning up :S

fuckurmotherANDu 0

dude, wtf..u looked at an "extreamly beautiful guest" and had to run off to pull it... u need to get the **** of ur rents house and to real party..that "extremely beatiful guest" couldve done that for u..stupid

LOL #55 "do it in the bathroom sink like a normal person" I'd hate to see where the weird people do it...

Lock the door when there are guests. Hell, even without guests. Damn.

hahayou12345 0

How many times must it be said: Lock your door when you **********, always. YDI so much.

Why didnt you just chat her up? Might not have needed the five knuckle shuffle. Unless your like 10.

lmao #57 XD But yea people should know by now...DO IT IN A LOCKED ROOM! Especially when you have guests and an awesome dog like that =P

you don't have a lock, but you KNEW your dog could open doors, so wouldn't you have been worried your dog would walk in on you? why not whank in the bathroom??? YDI

So you masturbated over your mums friend during the party... and then posted it on the internet... YDI