You wanker
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YDI (Ya dumb idiot). Don't whack off, if she (or he) is "extremely beautiful", get laid! This is what you save yourself for a week for; so you can have a big messy finish. And do it in the bathroom sink like a normal person, not in your room where there's no way of cleaning up :S
LOL #55 "do it in the bathroom sink like a normal person" I'd hate to see where the weird people do it...
Lock the door when there are guests. Hell, even without guests. Damn.
Why didnt you just chat her up? Might not have needed the five knuckle shuffle. Unless your like 10.
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lmao #57 XD But yea people should know by now...DO IT IN A LOCKED ROOM! Especially when you have guests and an awesome dog like that =P
you don't have a lock, but you KNEW your dog could open doors, so wouldn't you have been worried your dog would walk in on you? why not whank in the bathroom??? YDI
So you masturbated over your mums friend during the party... and then posted it on the internet... YDI
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.