You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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Yulia_fml 0

hahahaha #29 - win This would've been even funnier if the beautiful guest came in and this caused you to cum =)

HAHA that is ****** up in so many ways

That strikes me as kind of creepy and also pathetic : How do you function in daily life if you have to go running to your bedroom right after seeing an attractive person? You couldn't wait until after the party??

#29 FTW You must be a teen, but even so dude get some restraint.

teens don't always have to **********....

You should have masturbated right in front of everybody. Learn how to lock doors. YDI

skiz_fml 0

Why is it that everyone on fml can manage to **********, but not know how to operate a lock??

For all those who whine about locks: It's very normal in many countries to have no locks on their doors! Still, see a guest and go off to **********? Geez.

Araylon49 0

why **********? go hit on her man!!! get some game!!

alexgisforme3 0

lol oh man. what happened next LOL