You wanker
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You guys calling "fake" need to get better at imagining these scenarios. First, let's just assume the door doesn't have locks. So, there goes the first concern. Second, you have no idea about the layout of the house. Maybe you can ALWAYS hear the guests (like his room is upstairs above a foyer or something). Or maybe guests walk by a nearby hallway and make noise or whatever. So, even though he heard something it didn't register as "OMFG these people are RIGHT outside my door about to barge in!" Plus you guys probably do freaky shit like that all the time too when you think you'll get away with it (like those people who do it at work or those celebrities who get caught in public restrooms). He just got caught.
I don't get this. This has cropped up a couple of times. Do boys really feel the need to ********** every time they see a beautiful woman? Can't they just look at her and go "huh, she's hot"? What would have happened if you hadn't been able to run away and **********?
seek some help about your jerking problem
The amount of people telling him to lock the door compared to the amount of people saying ''Not everyone has locks'' is about 3:1..
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.