You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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You guys calling "fake" need to get better at imagining these scenarios. First, let's just assume the door doesn't have locks. So, there goes the first concern. Second, you have no idea about the layout of the house. Maybe you can ALWAYS hear the guests (like his room is upstairs above a foyer or something). Or maybe guests walk by a nearby hallway and make noise or whatever. So, even though he heard something it didn't register as "OMFG these people are RIGHT outside my door about to barge in!" Plus you guys probably do freaky shit like that all the time too when you think you'll get away with it (like those people who do it at work or those celebrities who get caught in public restrooms). He just got caught.

sk8erguy9 0

why would you yank it at a party???

I don't get this. This has cropped up a couple of times. Do boys really feel the need to ********** every time they see a beautiful woman? Can't they just look at her and go "huh, she's hot"? What would have happened if you hadn't been able to run away and **********?

abbyxroad 0

I'm with #20. That shit's pretty awesome

AntiChrist7 0

do you always ********** when you see a pretty lady? how old are you? 11?

seek some help about your jerking problem

The amount of people telling him to lock the door compared to the amount of people saying ''Not everyone has locks'' is about 3:1..

C_Wicked27 0

Situations like this one are the reason why someone thought up the concept of a spank bank in the first place. YDI.

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Did you say hello to the guests?

Whos 0

dude, your dog can open doors? thats amazing