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if she was pregnant she wouldn't have gotten her flow. :P
5- unless of course she's Mexican.
go hit the gym. if that's not an option learn to not be so embarressed
35- ok we dont need to hear bout your drunk fat people orgy. "there's enough rolls for everyone!" its like a damn keiser factory under those sheets
Well played OP. Well played. And would you rather her think you're fat definitely or just think that your pregnant?
Gotta Cut Down On The Penis OP.
just go with it like Adam Sandler did
And then the cookie monster was born
Whenyou feel it kick do you take tums?
Some people have diseases that make them fat. It's pretty embarrassing. A close friend of the family was over 300 pounds, due to a disease. No matter what she couldn't lose the weight. So maybe OP was like her...
Just for you, 53: 1- "Going with the flow always works." and 47- don't capitalize every word in a sentence, it makes you look stupid.
Think of it this way; you did this great thing, well not great thong bit anyway, and now that person won't be embarrassed and apologetic and even more embarrassed than you'd be for mistaking you for a pregnant lady.
For the people who say, "Just lose weight!" it's not that simple. Many overweight people suffer from an eating disorder or a deep rooted psychological issue, with extra weight being a symptom. So please, keep your "do something about it" comments to yourself.
99 - Ten bucks says you're overweight and trying to justify it. Hun, it IS that simple to lose weight. Count calories, don't over-eat.
You can count fat and calories and exercise until you're blue in the face and it still doesn't work for everyone. I was eating 1300 calories a day (lots of veggies, protein, everything was balanced) and working out several times a week. I lost 25 lbs and then no matter what I did I couldn't lose any more. For 5 months I didn't drop a single pound after I lost the first 25. Until you know what it's like to try to lose weight, stfu.
Next time say "it's yours"
u know that felt good
Christmas baby?
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Haha you must have had it thought out to come back that quickly and probably accurately.
Vancouver...nice!!
what he meant to say is damn girl we live in the same area can I have yo numba? can I have it??? too bad you dont have an up do
Haha sorry son, not happening. I'm older than I look XD and I'm no cougar.
Hahaha fail. Haters gonna hate.
And I only say that cause I had a friend have the same thing happen and she didn't quote go with the flow.
tell them your not preggo. let them wallow in their mistake
This is the rule if thumb I use. Never ask someone if they're pregnant unless they are extremely in shape and happen to have a very large, round, solid stomach. Key word solid, not someone who has fat bouncing around when they walk. They have to look unmistakably pregnant before you make assumptions.
you should have said you are having twins
You should've said, "I'm not fat!" and flown off into the sunset.
Really? Now we fly off into the sunset?
Abort.
Say she had a miscarriage, as morbid as that is
Or if the person asks OP should just take off running
I assumed it was a random stranger. If it was someone she knew they'd probably already know she was fat.
The internet is full of baby pictures...just saying.
maybe take it as a hint?
28- big girls need just as big hints lol
58, big guys don't?
33 - It's usually not that simple. Many overweight people suffer from either an eating disorder or have deep rooted psychological issues, causing them over-eat.
If someone has an eating disorder or deep rooted psychological issues that causes them to overeat to the point of obesity, they should be getting help for that, don't you think? I think of obesity (not being overweight, but actually obese) as very similar to heart disease or cancer - it can come from many different factors, and it's not necessarily the person's fault that they have it, but it is a serious health issue. This isn't just some, "They don't fit our stereotype, so we should pick on them!" situation. Obesity is a life threatening disease, the symptoms of which kill millions of people each year. I would say, "Do something about it" is valuable advice.
I think that's rude and just a tad bitchy. the person above me is right it's not that easy
133 - They aren't saying you have to be a rail, but dear god, if you look pregnant when you're not, do SOMETHING about it. That's not healthy or attractive at all. Take some pride in you body/health, it's the only one you've got.
Being overweight is not respecting your body and accepting it is even worst... That's why fat is not associated with beauty, it's just not healthy in any way and by the way, people who actually suffers from gland disorder are only 5% of fat people!
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Go with the flow all ways works.
Next time say "it's yours"