By preggo - 01/08/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0

Go with the flow all ways works.

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BaconBottems 0

I know exactly how u feel. I got asked if I was pregos 5 times in one month by the same girl. and then all that year got asked every day by different ppl. one day I just said check back in 9 months

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mwjessica 0

*That comment wasn't supposed to go here! Damn you, FML! :P

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TheDrummingResul 0

Any of that embarrassing fat that got you mistaken for being pregnant was just blown away by your awesome quick-wittedness.

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Simpson143 2

You should've have said you're not to see the other persons reaction. :)

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aramross91 7

Jsyk I know some of Cody's closest friends back in here on the Gold Coast.

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Pushka 8

This happened to me once few years ago, a clerk in the store where I went to shop asked me that question. I said 'uuuh....i'm not pregnent' n gave them a stonecold stare, they froze lol. Years from now when you loose all the 'baby weight' you'll look back at this and lol =)

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I think most women love to talk about it with people they KNOW. I've heard many women say it drives them crazy when random strangers bring it up. Plus, people are saying it's rude since this person wasn't actually pregnant...

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xStaciexLynnx 15

That was supposed to be in response to 72...

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AnneFTW 17

That was probably the best thing to do!

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0opsie 6

Are you sure they weren't making fun of you?

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mdizzl 6

tell them straight up that you aren't pregnant. let them feel embarrassed. they're an idiot for asking that question

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