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By preggo - 01/08/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

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By Liar Liar - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By sexybelly - 26/03/2015 08:35 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By Karen - 23/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

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By booyouwhoree - 03/03/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 9:10

Go with the flow all ways works.

tehspy1337 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:10

Next time say "it's yours"

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dunicha 20

Monday 1 August 2011 16:19

It's much more fun to say you aren't pregnant and watch them squirm. I did that even when I was 8 months pregnant.

putyournamehere 3

Monday 1 August 2011 16:25

Better than asking why you are so fat

patheticpoetic 5

Monday 1 August 2011 16:33

wow thats great! i would've slapped him/her in the face

crotchnugget 0

Monday 1 August 2011 16:52

Haha my mom did that once, so that she didn't have to put oil in the truck!!! Lol

adrianathuggg 3

Monday 1 August 2011 16:56

my humps my humps my lovely lady lump, check it out!

TanyaKJC 9

Monday 1 August 2011 17:13

There's a line to draw at how many curves to have thats healthy

mikeysayhay 0

Monday 1 August 2011 17:24

That's an opportunity to embarrass someone! Why not take it?

CLK10shizzhappen 4

Monday 1 August 2011 17:32

sometimes you just gotta backhand a b***

kaylapple 1

Monday 1 August 2011 19:06

just go with the flow.

tjaphooft 8

Monday 1 August 2011 19:53

Lose weight, damn

AwesomeGuy31B 0

Monday 1 August 2011 19:54

What if December was ten months away that would suck.

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