By preggo - 01/08/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 332
You deserved it 15 684

Same thing different taste

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Go with the flow all ways works.

Comments

Darrian 2

I don't think that your life sucks, nor do I think that you deserved it, but I do think that is pretty effing funny. Time to do some situps?

Now all you need to do is go and make a real baby.

luvluvEgla 5

Haha that should be ur hint... U obviously gotta loose weight if ur mistaken 4 a pregnant chick:/ smh

fuhfuhfuhfuckit 4

You should have said, "I'm not pregnant, I just have a massive cancerous tumor. Thanks for pointing it out."

I feel bad for OP. Even if you are fat, if you look pregnant, that means you carry most of your weight in your gut, thus she really doesn't have "curves". She's like a woman with a man-beer gut. That would suck to have that kind of body type! There was this woman on a wedding gown show fitting plus sized women for dresses, and she said the best thing I've ever heard: "Full-figured does not mean 'no figure'." Which means yes, even big girls can be curvy. People are so ignorant.

ReynshineCutting 10

I've heard that too and it's so true. I'm bigger than I want to be but I can still look damn sexy and my fiancé can never keep his hands off of me!

If your waist is smaller than your hips, you have a figure, and should dress yourself to enhance it! -nodnodnod-

horserider15 3

okay so thus is really random but I saw your picture and I want to know where you got the horn I'm totally going to get one for my horse to wear

unixdude 9

This is only a FML if op is a man.

i would straight out just say "im not pregnant bitch" and walk away

whitneyphan1520 0