By preggo - 01/08/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0

Go with the flow all ways works.

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BananaInspector 1

Fail: You don't display until the sixth month, which would be october... He knows you were lying now.

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ittybittybina 0

u both fail I didn't start showing till then end of my 7th month.

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stacianichole 2

all three of you fail. you can start showing at 4 months and women with previous pregnancies can show earlier...and every woman is different.

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brun12 1

You fail as well. In my second pregnancy I was showing at 2 months. Every woman and pregnancy is different

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ThatSoAmaZingDee 0

If your over weight do something about it! unless you have a thyroid problem... in which case...yikes!!

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StaRRrRr 0

you should of said " its none of your business lady"

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minx663 1

BananaInspector - Fail yourself. You clearly have no idea how different pregnancy is in every single person. Some women can be showing at 6 weeks. OP - I'm sorry. Some people are so insensitive and rude. They should just keep their effing mouths shut!

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LizzJizz 16

Shoulda smacked her with ur not so pregnant belly & been like "dont assume shit bitch"

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kittea86 0

exactly number 36. if youre going to lie atleast make it believable

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Skorne 5

Should've told them to put their hand on your tummy to feel the baby kick, then punched them in the face.

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dadeedum 0

to be honest, i would of done the same!

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