By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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Lanceeden 12

Toasters scare the shit out of me when they finish.

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Well I bet you feel toasty now!

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Lanceeden 12

Toasters scare the shit out of me when they finish.

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Damn_Hippster 11

I hope nothing was in the toaster when you did that.

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Keyman1212 14

How about when Enonymous finishes on your face? Probably isn't scary at all....

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bhangu023 0

Turn your stove on max, it warms the place up quick;)

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Damn_Hippster 11

OP could always set his house on fire. That'll warm the place up!

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chell1894 13

No matter how much I prepare myself it always scares the shit out of me when it's done

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stro88 6

When op starts helping out with the electric or gas bill I'm sure you can have at it with the thermostat.

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MagicallyFat 12

The only way to not be afraid of it is to put ur headphones in and close your eyes

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RedSharpieInk 5

So...were your balls, like, legit frozen?

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False_Stupidity 41

If it was ball freezing temp then you should have had your balls over the toaster, not your hands.. Save the most important bits first :-)

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ShyAnn29 14

33, lol me too! It makes me jump every time

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Omg me too! No matter how many times I tell myself it's going to pop up, I still jump.

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ImFrackinBored 13

It's the exact opposite here in AZ o.o

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telli164 30

#59. Yeah let's all insult the OP when we know nothing of the situation, other than the fact he's cold as **** and his parents won't let him turn the heating on.. How do you know he doesn't have a job and doesn't contribute? Get outta here

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RavagedSouI 0

Toast your own hands. You feel the heat effect 10 folds

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Then you'll be in the hospital where heat is just an illusion and you'll freeze your ass off

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rexgar2000 10

why couldn't she just buy a personal heater? geeze they make things so complicated.

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Epikouros 31

Erm... where do you live? New Zealand, where it's winter? Alaska? Siberia?

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bxe255 9

New Zealand is in spring now. Nice try.

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Alexisthebestest 16

And Alaska is not in a permanent winter.

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superangryandy 2

You forgot Antarctica.

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iam_yummylicious 12

Its actually in the low 30s currently in northern Minnesota.

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perdix 29

Why don't you squat on the toaster and thaw out your frozen balls? If you have a toaster with wide bagel-ready slots, or tiny nuts, you can probably get your balls way down into the toaster for energy-efficient warming.

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kickazz16 15

Lol, that'd be efficient :)

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aardvarkish 15

Not what I recommend. Caught my pubes on fire and scorched my nads doing that.

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trellz17 19

Grab a blanket or put a hoodie on. Or just cut the heat on. What are they gonna do, kick you out?

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cherryllollo 7

boil some water on the stove or just sit in a hot bath then get out n bundle up!

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Btreasure 8

my mom wont turn on the ac which is worse. when your cold you can layer when your hot well...theres only so much you can do

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superangryandy 2

Ever drive through the Mohave with a broken heater that magically stays on? IT SUCKS ASSCHEEK.

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FMLISFUNNY13 5

Theres plenty of stuff were as little cloths as possible,go to friends house

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