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Same thing different taste
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First, Scientology is awesome, I kill kittens
Wear a diaper and drive as fast as u can
Shopping bag and tape. Get creative!
If OP has friends he could get someone to buy some diapers. Or just tough it out!
It will be over in a day, u dont need a doctor
Go on google maps to find the quickest route to the doctor. And then make sure to check the box next to "avoid shitty situations"
I was thinking the op should sit on the toilet for 24 hours and call the doctor for help add a tv, laptop, phone into the bathroom and it will be all good.
#31: that's hilarious!
You could go through all of that trouble, or you could just wait it out for a day. You're not going to die, are you?
I'm sure certain fruits will help. Let me check in my collection.. Hmmm not that.. This could do. Here, try a few bananas.
Dude I swear to god I saw that guy in your pic yesterday, he had same clothes he kept looking at me and when he got off the subway he leaned against the door, did a twist and blew me a kiss, which is weird cuz I'm a guy.
Seriously??
Couldn't help but notice that saying "by fear" instead of "for fear" would be much better.
krad24 fails at life for the "first" comment... hope you get well soon OP and don't forget to hydrate
what a crappy situation. (it had to be said!)
Did it?..
Nope
um, me?
Some doctors do house calls
In civilised places almost all doctors make housecalls...
who needs doctors iv gotten stomach flu before and never went to the doctors.. *******
why don't you ask the doctor to come to you..?
that sounds awful . sorry OP, stomach illnesses are the worst . maybe you could wait until the storm is over? (even if it is briefly) but you should call someone to come over . I know you're just taking *****, but if you start throwing up, it will be nice to have someone .
I completely agree I have these awful ***** all the time!
wear adult diaaper or if your female shift a kotex pad towards that end of buisness. both sexes could opt adult diaper though.
It seems as though this is standard protocol for you..
Line your car with garbage bags, then let the green apple nasties commence! Easy clean up, plus the car ride will be filled with the sweet feeling of relief.
I jus got that picture in my head ._.
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Wear a diaper and drive as fast as u can
I'm sure certain fruits will help. Let me check in my collection.. Hmmm not that.. This could do. Here, try a few bananas.