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Oh geez that must suck :/
THANK you! For pointing out the obvious! I honestly don't know where we'd be without you #1!!
No duh that's why it's on FML in the first place.
Sure doesn't suck as much as the first comment.
Thanks again Captain Obvious!
MLIG hahaha!
Start wearing a diaper?
Exactly ^ :)
Sadly I have to agree with you. When my sister-in-law was pregnant she had to wear them. They make some really inconspicuous diapers.
*Shudder*
Welcome to motherhood. Not saying that all moms wear diapers, but pregnancy can weaken some important muscles. Bad news they generally stay that way unless you remember to do your kegals. But hey what's a little dripping when you are going to have that baby to love. congratulations.
Awe, thats not funny...tehe lol but seriously YLS
Yet.
I just want to take some time out of my day and thank god for, 1 being male and 2 having no allergies. I'm sorry OP I hope this is all over soon
That's strangely arousing.
ew. ur twisted
No...No, not really.
Weirdo
no it isn't.
I ******' love pregnant chicks that fart and piss their pants!
Better hope for the fart.
that's not good soon the baby will pop out lol
was that supposed to be funny?
He put 'lol' after it, so that means he laughed! Therefore, it must be funny!
My god! What a humorous comment you have posted! Please, wait a short while before posting any more of your comedic gold on this site, as my sides are sore from simply laughing at this one here!
There should be some safe allergy medicine you can take while pregnant. I'm only 11 weeks pregnant and if I'm not in the bathroom the second I have to per, I'm pissing all over myself. It sucks, but I've heard a lot of women wear pads while pregnant to keep from soaking their underwear. Talk to your doctor, it's embarrassing but it's nothing they haven't heard. :)
Lol I'm 16 weeks and I get it bad too :( but nooo antihistamines for me!! :P
In these situations you have to look at the bigger picture. After four more months of farting and wetting your self you will have a really beautiful baby girl or boy.
After the birth odds are she could continue to wet herself. Fun times!
Her muscles in her uterus may relax slightly due to the stretching where the baby has passed, but most women can gain back control by doing some simple square a few times each day.
Squats* damn word corrector -.-
Since when do the muscles in the uterus have anything to do with urinary continence?
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Start wearing a diaper?
At least it's one or the other and not both.