By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
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rubberduckie94 13

Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.

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agm77 9

Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola

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kevsnev 7

Time for some ibuprofen.

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blackheart24 10

People who put YDI for FMLs like these are just ****** heartless.

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tanay97 8

Sounds like someone's a writer, a really good one too.

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Torva_fml 16

This also happens to millions of people daily. Poor OP, you've got a cold.

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peachesncreem 21

If he's got what I have, it's gonna be more than just 1 bad day. I've been in bed for 3 days :/ Thank heavens for the FML app to keep the sickies entertained.

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Ruthiepooh42 6

I know, right?? I could understand a couple of people slipping and selecting YDI by accident, I've done that before because my phone's screen shifts when it's loading the site, but this many people selecting YDI just a bunch of cold, awful people!

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linkinpark98 23

I'm sure you'll see better days, OP. :)

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marzipanimal 15

I hate to say this but this FML isn't even funny. There are people who have way worse diseases (umm cancer?!) being sick isn't funny, people get sick everyday. I hate when I see FMLs like this.

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kalgon 0

I suggest powdered toast. It is high in vitamin F. Vitamin F cures all ailments.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Powdered.. Toast? What? Where in the hell was I when this ingenious invention was made? I MUST FIND SOME!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sounds like You need Powdered Toast Man.

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mpsteve137 15

Well women do like men with raspy voices...

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nofearjenshere 12

I'm not sure how I feel about raspy voices.

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desireev 17

4- I have to completely agree with you! Not raspy-terribly-sick sounding, but a sexy-raspy-voice gives me the heebie-jeebies! ;D

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calmyourself 7

Cough syrup! It's been doing wonders for me.

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fluorescentadole_fml 8

one more spoon of cough syrup now, oowoahhhooo?

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Lc7926 15

Totally sang that in my head before I even read your post!

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desireev 17

A spoon-full of sugar helps the medicine go down! :)

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Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

I honestly feel the same way right now man :/

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ElricMustang 23

8- What's the point of taking a picture of yourself if you're maily covered?

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sunworshiper 10

Some people don't like to post recognizable pictures of themselves all over the Internet...

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kate1238 9

I've got about the same virus to

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melonrind 8

Oj plus a sore, raw throat .... No thank you :/

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kawaiisakura 12

Ive been like that for a week. People kept sayin to have cough syrup, that just made it worse. Shit is nasty

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grannygruber 6

Sorry, that really sucks but it's going around. Hope u feel better soon and push fluids.

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agm77 9

Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola

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rubberduckie94 13

Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.

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