By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
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HotCheetos22 4

Your dad is a jerk.

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HotCheetos22 4

Your dad is a jerk.

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biggestfan23 11

Sure won't be winning any dad of the year awards anytime soon

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unsuccesfulmastu 4

Her dad is a champ. He had a plan all along to take her to the hospital so he can give the hot nurses their physical ;)

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justjazzmyn 3

i kind of wonder if her drunk dad is the one who drove her to the hospital too...

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kakarot2 11

I used to be a practical joker... But then I...*gets shot in the face*

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JFurr 9

He was imitating William Tell. Unfortunately, he missed and OP took an arrow to the knee.

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reallytho3 11

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trivel64 16

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downtime 12

The prank was probably just breaking her knee, sounds like the sort of thing you'd expect from a drunkard.

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Pixelatedpotato 28

I was thinking hiding next to a door with a baseball bat.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Unfortunately, I don't respect idiots who can't handle their alcohol intake and put their kids at risk.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Actually, how could I not respect Drunk Dad of the Year.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Doesn't sound much like sarcasm. It appears more a joke gone wrong.

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Calyx_fml 21

What if he was looking for a hot male nurse to give you a sponge bath?

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hockeyoceancity 13

Then practical joke dad strikes again!

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spicy095 1

No the op is a girl

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ChefPhilly 13

" Well isn't that just a knee slapper..!" Oh nevermind, that would hurt, wouldn't it...?

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HelloChrissy 9

Jeeze, must of been one wild prank. Hope your ok OP. :)

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21jason 9

Maybe he can hook you up! Play a joke on him and tell the nurses he has erectile dysfunction

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PrettyKookieToo 8

And the parent of the year award goes to...

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br0ccoli 14

dad to nurse: "You work here? You look sexy in that uniform." "Oh, dad. There you are. The doctor just gave me the anti-hemorrhoid medication for you. He said that you can wear a pad on your backside to catch the uncontrollable bleeding and that it should stop soon."

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TrueTriage 16

By the rules of pranks OP would have to one up her dad... How do you beat a broken knee?

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ALpein 0

I could tell you... but it won't be pretty.

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Michael_92 20

Well that's easy. Two broken knees.

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