By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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DocBastard 38

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

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nanpooo 6

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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nanpooo 6

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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perdix 29

They probably sent her on retroactive vacation. In this tough economy, ...

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EvilPotato 14

Well, the toilet water probably tasted better than vomit. However that is seriously nasty.

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cliffibom 15

What the ****? OP's incident was just plain disgusting, no one wants toilet bowl water mixed with vomit on their face.

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BAMitsnikki 8

I can only imagine what it might have sounded like to other people in the same toilet...

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Jaxx66 21

I'm thinking that OP got a swirly. Damn, never thought someone would be so masochistic.

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DocBastard 38

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

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gc327072 30

"Next time, on 'I didn't know I was pregnant'.......... ".

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rayahbug 3

My god. That was by far, the grossest thing I've ever read.

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mpalmiter 0

8- You obviously didn't read the Fml where the girl went to bite her boyfriends neck and had a zit pop in her mouth.

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Tuffay 14

The mold in the fat rolls is fairly gross as well.

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aKaClickZ 4

Don't forget the one where the dentist had a booger drop in the OP's mouth.

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NeonPopRocks 14

24- That made me gag and almost puke in my mouth.

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KiddNYC1O 20

8- You must be new to the Internet...

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lyflycat9297 4

God, give the guy a break, will ya? He's just stating his opinion, no need to go ballistic on him or that...

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loloalltheway 23

That is DISGUSTING, poor you OP, poor you ...

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perdix 29

That's Management's way of saying, "Get sick on your own time."

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