By jj - 07/11/2014 05:47 - Australia - Windermere Park
By ShenaniganNinja - 06/11/2014 22:11 - United States - Duvall
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By ArmyIT - 05/11/2014 23:42 - Korea, Republic of
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It's not like it's something I just decided was a symtom. It was my psychiatrists opinion/word that it was. They now want me to do further testing. its just disheartening to know that I could lose my job over this.
Heads up
By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 22:52 - United States - Chestnut Hill
By AAnonymous - 05/11/2014 13:57 - United States - Salt Lake City
Dude, gross!
By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London
Stealth
By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke
By peanutprobs - 31/10/2014 21:12 - Germany - Bochum
By NoScrubs - 31/10/2014 05:10 - United States - San Francisco
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By not drunk - 28/10/2014 18:04 - Brazil - Santa Maria
High tension
By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo
By DiiiDiiine - 27/10/2014 14:22 - France - Limoges
By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 10:35 - Australia - Sydney
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By RyoKioKio - 24/10/2014 19:26 - United States - Medina
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First off, you guys have genuinely made me laugh, even the less than kind comments have been hilarious. To clarify: the tube of icing in question was snagged from a discount bin because the decorating tip was broken, and an improvised opening with a knife was required. I didn't gouge a hole in it because I was spelling something out and I didn't feel like getting icing everywhere. In regards to my weight, I'm honestly not that athletic, I am a bit on the plush side, and yes, I do need to work out more (I go on daily walks around the neighborhood with my dog as a start). Baby steps, right?
By yus - 21/10/2014 19:46 - United States - Orange
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Hey, author here! So basically, I'm in high school and the school I go to does drug tests to all of the students and it is completely random. Some people are tested multiple times, other people are never tested. It is basically whatever the computer says. So no, It was not because I failed it the first time or because I was suspected of doing drugs.
By cray12 - 20/10/2014 08:00 - United States
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Thanks for making me laugh with some of these comments. The back thing is an old injury that flairs up every so often for a few days, it just had terrible timing. As for the leg....well it's getting better pretty quickly (is 2 months quick for a broken bone?) thanks to my physical therapist and an awesome surgeon that pieced my broken tibia together. Now I just have to learn my lesson and not get on an ATV that my brother is driving ever again. But on the bright side I get to laugh at all the FML's and get a couple of months off of work.
By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin
Touching cloth
By roidrager - 16/10/2014 16:44 - United States - Clearwater
By Anonymous - 15/10/2014 04:55 - United States - San Francisco
By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth
Had fun?
By wtfguys - 13/10/2014 08:17 - United States
By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States
By SeriousJoker72 - 11/10/2014 01:17 - Canada - Winnipeg
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Hahahahaha! Maybe I'll make that my Halloween costume!
By IncompatibleMetier - 09/10/2014 23:07 - France
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Hey guys. OP here. Everyone's asking if I finished the chair. I did, but not for several hours. My old chair I was using was barely functional and leaned to one side causing me a lot of pain. I casually mentioned that my back hurt to my boss. The next day when I came into the office I found a box with a new chair was waiting at my desk. Since I am the sole employee of this business and was alone, I had to put it together myself. I threw out my back lifting up one of the parts of the chair. It wasn't even heavy, it was just awkward removing it from the box. My boss was running late and came into work 2 hours later to find me laying on the floor with the half constructed chair next to me. I'm doing okay now. The chair is actually helping.