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By getafucktoysomewhereelsedude - 16/05/2013 20:31 - Canada - Toronto
By getafucktoysomewhereelsedude - 16/05/2013 20:31 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia
By LordCrafte - 15/05/2013 23:43 - Australia - Brisbane
By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego
By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls
By toothache - 14/05/2013 12:03 - United States - Morton Grove
By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 12:01 - Australia - Brisbane
By those_allergies - 12/05/2013 05:20 - United States - Bend
By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 21:58 - United States - Reno
By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale
By ZydecosGirl - 10/05/2013 03:11 - United States - Harrisburg
By iLikeMyLegs - 09/05/2013 23:18 - Canada - Oshawa
By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States
By HamSandwich12 - 08/05/2013 14:17 - United States - Cleveland
By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States
By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles
By grossed out - 05/05/2013 23:10 - United States - Mount Prospect
By asausa - 04/05/2013 23:26 - United States - Springfield
Hi! OP here- I didn't realize this was ever published and I finally bothered logging back into my account after 2 years. I'm a girl- so it was less traumatic than it would have been if I was a boy. For those wondering, my mom had her uterus removed , so you can bet she couldn't bend down to put it up. The doctor said the cream was better than the pill so hence that's how I ended up there ...
By thatonesilentkidinclass - 04/05/2013 08:11 - Philippines - San Juan
By SSeizeTheDay - 03/05/2013 20:52 - United States - Medford
In retrospect it probably was the pharmacy tech who made the comment, I'm never sure who's who behind the counter. Regardless, I'll be calling the store in the morning to report them and figure out if I need to do anything else to get their ass fired. Also, just for the record epilepsy is far from a "mild ailment". I consider myself lucky that I've come away from most of my seizures scoff free. But even so, I've broken three ribs, had a concussion, and incurred facial scarring from falling when I seize. Not to mention that my short term memory is shot to hell and with every seizure I have I run the risk of further cognitive decline. But yeah, the medicine is definitely unnecessary. Right.
By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville
By clutzasaurus - 03/05/2013 05:35 - United States - Odessa
By QueenOrangeSoda - 01/05/2013 21:33 - United States - Henderson
OP here! As one kid remarked, "That's a LOT of tape" and "But you're skinny!" If only he knew the whole thing. Yes, it was stupid, but when I took it off, I noticed that my fat was contained, and I looked thinner all day. Of course, no one deserves the pain of having it on or, even worse, removing it. (Those back hairs!) And let's not mention those blistering red marks. Still, it was worth the price. And no, I'm not fat or even chubby. I'm rather active--some would say hyper--and don't even eat that much in the first place. My weight and height are perfectly proportionate; I'm an average size. But since I'm not stick-skinny like my sisters, my family pesters me to lose weight. Besides, thinner girls at my school get more guys. I'd been sucking in for days, but I needed something to keep it that way. I sucked in when applying the duct tape, and since the fat couldn't get through its tight told, it looked as if my stomach were perfectly thin and flat. Sadly, some kids noticed and wondered why the heck my tummy was taped. I decided it wasn't worth the pain and I peeled it all off, awful pain and red marks included. I wish I could've cut it off; it would've been easier that way. After about halfway I excused myself to the bathroom to strip off the rest (the more painful parts) in a stall's confinement.
By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States
By ChangMu - 01/05/2013 06:40 - United States - Des Moines
By ava_henryy - 30/04/2013 08:04 - United States - Moses Lake
By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
By verycherryfucked - 28/04/2013 22:10 - United States - Bronx
By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry
By stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig
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I think I need to gain about 5 more pounds to look "healthy". I'm not even 100 pounds. It's impossible for me to gain weight with this disease!