It's sus to us

By inder - 25/02/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

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Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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jasonf00 1

Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

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tcharbs 0

what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

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SulfurPlague 0

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mzeemzima 0

that's every guys ****** dream... apart from **** buddies

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DethMetal666 0

118 I freaking love your fro!

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jasonf00 1

Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

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brainsoverbeauty 21

Wow! I fail to see how this is a bad thing. You can have sex anywhere in almost any position.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

yeah but if she can bend that far back, who's to say she can't bend forward enough to give her self oral? :o

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Syntax_fml 4

99.99% of people who can bend backwards that far cannot bend forwards anywhere near that far. 99.99% of people who can bend forwards that far cannot bend backwards anywhere near that far. It's a this or that kind of thing. very very few people can bend both ways.

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uberletepoon 10

hey come on, only 37% of people know that

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noeryu 1

and they are only right 10% of the time

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jonan1212 5

we lie 46% of the time

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dirtyblond 4

i ride my horse backwards 27.536% of the time

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morgan320 0

I slay horses 9.87% of the day every day.

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mygreenhoodie 0

about 92% of the people above me are gay

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DKjazz 20

Argh, damn you! I wanted to be the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

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mjeter86 3

Stop making shit up! ever heard of a ballerina? i used to be one and all the ballerinas i knew were able to bend that far backward and forward. same with gymnasts. there are millions of people who can bend both ways. look it up before u decide to go around reporting erroneous statistics.

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Scarshadow101 6

I think we might be over-exaggerating a little bit here. I don't think millions of people can bend that far one way, forget bending that far both ways. Maybe we should all take a chill pill and go cuddle with our tutu's, 'kay?

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mintcar 9

WTF? How old is your boyfriend? 12? Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.

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mintcar 9

WTF? How old is your boyfriend? 12? Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.

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you_failed 15

What do you mean by this? O____ô

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Ariasmake_1 0

I thinks he means "gay"

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tooFLY 0

let's assume he does mean gay.... that's still a heck of a typo

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kportal69 5

it's not like the a and u are right next to each other or even on the same side of the keyboard. dyslexia can't even **** that one up.

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xX1232Xx 6

could be predictive text on his iPod or iPhone o_O

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afroninjashuffle 0

most likely that one. happens to me sumtimes

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mintcar 9

WTF? How old is your boyfriend? 12? Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.

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imperialtl 12

And someone who is willing to use this new found ability to have sex with you in amazing new ways.

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tcharbs 0

what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

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cathylee22 4

He should love that!! Most men would oh wait that means you are dating a boy...no wonder why he can't appreciate your flexability or use his imagination to both of your advantages!

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JokersChild310 0

ha agree! hate little boys with sex insecurities!

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Keyman1212 14

I would take a girl like that to pound town, this kid is ridiculous.

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cathylee22 4

pound town lol...you made me giggle haha points for you!

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acelucas 0

I would marry a woman like that. can anyone else do this for me?

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SamuraiCER 1

Nah, need 2 kick old dude 2 the side

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