Man child

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 23:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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ALpein 0

It's only gross because the only person you can pretend to be is Patrick.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Hey Squidward, are you finished with those errands?

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flagg1888 3

Be more worried that he knows who that character is

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Juggalette_623 9

At least he wasn't going for nasal. Your nose would never regain its shape. :D

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disturbedrox11 17

76- I would be more worried if he didn't know who that character was.

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh noo that's gross but pretty funny.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Haha I love how your comment and profile are all family guy

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boofgall 16

^ Off topic. I'd laugh if my boyfriend did that. Kinda kinky ;D

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mylifepwnz 0

Not gross If your married. Your husband is boss.

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IscoreOnU 19

Thumbs it down but how can you not laugh at this Fml. Hahahahahahahaha. Ha.

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armyofficerwife 0

Give her a mushroom stamp. Like a boss!!!

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Naitsi 19

thumbs this one down to, but So true :P

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FMLandurstoo 9

You were probably grouchy like him too after that

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CryMoreFMLs 14

What a mood killer.... ....but so very worth it. This is pure gold!

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FMLandurstoo 9

It makes sense now. Her husband is gayboii.

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flockz 19

gayboii wouldnt be in bed with a girl though..... it would be a box of markers.

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Iheartfunny 1

songebob was like my favourite cartoon as a kid... until I dicovered the overwhelming magic of internet ****.

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Soloman212 28

That's his way of telling you that his penis is blue and thicker at the end, which means he probably has some STD or another. Get away, fast!

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False_Stupidity 41

Depends on which end you're referring to.

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SilverInGray 25

I wonder if he finds that to be a good thing?

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djgomezzi9331 0

Your husband seems awesome. This is the kind of FML that makes me wish there was a "your life doesn't suck" button in addition to the other two.

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