By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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n_epic_fail 14

No you're just an airhead

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mariyaaa 0

*insert witty comment here*

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Icecream93 4

Lol did he pee too much?

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n_epic_fail 14

Shower instead, then call up Bill Nye The Science Guy to teach him about buoyancy.

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YayFlameWarz 9

He probably has a chode; More girth is equivelant to more buyoancy.

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xxxInsanexxx 9

Hey, genius. Urine is held in the bladder, not in the male genitalia.

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builditbetter09 3

Congrats on the prime pick of the litter...

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builditbetter09 3

He's a prick because he's an idiot?

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n_epic_fail 14

Is it me, or are all these buried comments annoying...

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builditbetter09 3

105 thanks and you got burried by all the ricers and hippies lol

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alstbv12 13

I think I'm going to go take a bath so I can try it...

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EminGH 7

Don't know how he managed it, I had been trying for 10 mins before I gave up completely and started masturbating.

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graham11 14

5- hmm I'm going to find one to try this out..

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blondebrunette11 4

Imagine if a parent walked in on a guy floating their penis. Smh.

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top2bottomHBK 0

U guys take baths?!?!? Together?!

MsSoulReaper 27

I always thought it was kinda nice for a couple to relax in a bath together.

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Sirin_fml 46

AND WHAT NEXT, YOU IMMORAL SWINE? BATHING NAKED?

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loroxe 6

That's weird sirin, I usually bathe with my clothes on

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Sirin_fml 46

As you should, for it is Written, and it makes doing the laundry a thing of the past.

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Sirin_fml 46

Well, Alan is my wife, but we haven't yet consummated our marriage. When the day comes, I'll let her take the hazmat suit off.

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Sirin_fml 46

When I said I have an undying urge to drop a small planet on Dane Cook, that is not what I meant.

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desireev 17

Seeing Alan and Sirin comment makes me feel alot better about the site. I never see them comment. Except when they're shutting an FML down and closing comments.

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BoopADoop 9

Your loss if you can't enjoy a nice bath

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badass243 6

reminds me of kelso from that 70s show..... wich meens your jackie. jackies a bitch so YDI

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Bubbles1354 0

how is she a bitch for saying her boyfriend freaked out like your comment has nothing to do with this

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xShannonxSammyx 7

"Wich meens"? Christ, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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graham11 14

8- holy shit. How many more grammatical and spelling errors can you make? This reminds me of proof-reading this incredibly stupid kid's english paper back in like 5th grade.

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nofearjenshere 12

It must be pretty light weight to be floating.

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Ebola_fml 20

Aircraft carriers are fairly heavy. Buoyancy and light weight are not the same.

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bossroyd 4

So what I'm getting from this FML is that they can also be used as flotation devices?

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katydid91 31

Fun fact: If you have breast implants you're more likely to sink if you're drowning than a person without breast implants!

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