By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
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tilly_llama 11

I am genuinely sorry.

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Welshite 39

You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.

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tilly_llama 11

I am genuinely sorry.

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Shadowsofthedead 10

Genuinely sorry that this serious issue in the relationship hasn't been addressed prior to OP's girlfriend bringing it to light, albeit in a very blunt manner.

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JustKittyKat 24

It's the girlfriend's fault. OP had no idea. If you're not being satisfied, it's your job to mention it. It's not your partner's fault for not being able to read your mind. OP, try more foreplay, maybe some toys, fun lubricants, and don't be afraid to taste her rainbow! Also, roleplaying can work wonders for women. But don't try any of this without discussing it with her first...maybe over a lovely meal you made her? :) -Your friendly neighborhood Batman

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Wakachulak 22

"started getting into it", 'Hang on", "this is gonna get".... All reasons why I voted YDI. I'm still sorry for you. And your girlfriend.

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millertime911 15

isn't it supposed to b, your friendly neighborhood spiderman? lol! sorry, I had to...heehee!

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ChaCerCam 14

Dump her, if she not willing to help, but instead make that comment then your future isn't good.

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Welshite 39

You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.

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colton_colton 49

Poor communication will lead any relationship to a complete disaster

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jizzwold 21

I think that you might have some room for improvement. That or your girlfriend is just mean.

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8313girl 28

You know it's just nowadays right?

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deviking 10

Ask her how you can make it better

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Paradoxxxx 16

yea, that's something you two need to work on together

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jgwyh 18

You're way too polite in your sex talk.

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JesterJosh 5

That was my first thought. That's some lame sex talk for some lame sex. One word OP: Foreplay. If your not gifted in the sack be really good at Foreplay.

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AliSama 17

And I thought guys had it bad. Huge hugs! Hang in there! Talk to her and see what she enjoys. Huge hugs.

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Michael903 18

That is when you "slip." That'll shake things up!

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