Intimacy: Guitar ****

Guitar ****

By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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Angry Bird

By TetrisMaster - 24/11/2013 12:30 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

I fail to see the problem.

mmaalouf97 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:26

hard much..?

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mmaalouf97 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:26

hard much..?

DarksideDoll 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 11:25

Gotta love cheap thrills.

Helpfulman 17

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:37

Guitar Hero is the shit.

LeBoss2001 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:29

I see what u did there #1 :D

pooldude 24

Friday 27 June 2014 17:52

Yah, it was not that hard to see #75!

luke_preston 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

Sorry, but your life does suck OP

gjikvtj 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:39

Duuude on an FML? Duuuude

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:44

14, your profile picture gets me every time.

gjikvtj 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:48

Sorry bugs

Soulsbane96_fml 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 16:18

Gee, I wish there were a button to express that sentiment.

BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

I fail to see the problem.

Sebastian2022 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

I bet you are a great guitar player. :D

coklara 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:29

*guitar HERO player

WD_Stevens 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:57

Very true, 61. Paul McCartney's children have beaten him at Guitar Hero and he's just said 'Well, I wrote the originals so nyerh.'

Mr_Brightside209 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:28

be grateful, excessive masturbation is a real problem here in america...

ConstantlyAnna 8

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:29

I have the same problem when I play too! Maybe we should play together?

gjikvtj 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:03

Do you need some water because....

juan3611 14

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:35

The thirst, it's real.

Vgthtju65u 4

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:29

Maybe guitar hero is the one for you

Fredbluewhite 9

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:30

You should by a real guitar

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:42

You should by a real education.

BunchieRules 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:43

You should buy a vowel. Perhaps "u" would suffice.

dreamweaver1227 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:11

Oh God, the irony.

massachusettsan 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:58

#8 i do

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 25 June 2014 22:25

Let's start by spelling buy correctly, and then go from there

kelsorg 21

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:30

brings guitar hero to a whole new level. fyl, you might need a new hobby.

cassiemarie1023 5

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:33

Well you're easily pleased.

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Guitar ****

Same thing different taste

Rock n roll

Breathtaking

That's what I call Heavy Metal

Angry Bird

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