Intimacy: Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 551

You deserved it 24 647

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 104

You deserved it 8 580

Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 334

You deserved it 4 321

By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 137

You deserved it 5 570

By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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You deserved it 2 495

Empathy bypass

By Jason - 17/04/2020 02:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 525

You deserved it 662

Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 465

You deserved it 2 865

By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 140

You deserved it 2 772

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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You deserved it 2 788

By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 772

You deserved it 3 361

hoopfrog 14

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:33

Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah

inner_peace 19

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:33

One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.

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hoopfrog 14

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:33

Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah

asnakelovinbabe 16

Sunday 10 August 2014 1:15

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hufflepuffle 13

Sunday 10 August 2014 1:18

Such an innocent child.

HanBroman 20

Sunday 10 August 2014 1:33

she deserves it for letting herself in! she knew her sister was in there, she should have waited for a response.

tj4234 35

Sunday 10 August 2014 1:40

OP is a man...

yewanchor 7

Sunday 10 August 2014 1:40

That must've really sucked.

dabears1011234 27

Sunday 10 August 2014 2:26

Always...

meggieeeee92 27

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:20

After reading the first sentence about her gagging, my first thought was she was giving a BJ.

s3kShUn47 20

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:59

Same here 59. Such a dirty mind that when I hear "gag" instead of "choking" I think BJ

badluckalex 23

Sunday 10 August 2014 6:28

25 & 28 - Op didnt know his sister was giving her boyfriend a *******

soulreaper12296 28

Sunday 10 August 2014 8:44

You obliviously have an untainted mind.

sorahearts_fml 10

Sunday 10 August 2014 9:22

She's a ho. HO!!!!

BSnapZ 21

Sunday 10 August 2014 10:44

#112 "obliviously", even?

Nicholas12 15

Sunday 10 August 2014 17:25

28 she did hear a response she heard a gasp

Garrison21 11

Sunday 10 August 2014 18:19

I would have kicked his ass if that was my sister

ShariG2010 8

Sunday 10 August 2014 19:23

Lol I thought the same #59

brivielle 15

Sunday 10 August 2014 23:00

#25 If you're a guy then u definitly have a small one

Kyle1dc 17

Monday 11 August 2014 2:09

She definitely choked on the embarrassment.

Ninja0718 8

Monday 11 August 2014 4:42

That pun tho

penguin2000 2

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:53

Choking on some dick

imsorryhun 4

Sunday 21 September 2014 1:34

If you do it right it does.

imsorryhun 4

Sunday 21 September 2014 1:36

Grrr, c**k blocking brothers...

inner_peace 19

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:33

One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.

simplysarcastics 26

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:14

Morning breakfast with the fam will be awkward... A memory wipe device will be well needed.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 9 December 2014 4:33

Or brain bleach

Leodak 16

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:34

Most awkward eye contact ever.

DomiLove 26

Sunday 10 August 2014 4:40

Eye contact wouldn't last that long, OP, if he's like my older brother, would beat the boyfriends butt xD

mentallizzard 19

Sunday 10 August 2014 6:17

It could have been more awkward. The boyfriend could have finished right when he opened the door.

Kyle1dc 17

Monday 11 August 2014 2:07

#94^ OP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! Sis: (gurgles)

Nexoux 18

Monday 11 August 2014 9:01

I don't have a sister, but I can imagine the awkwardness of that.

triplebeerox 27

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:35

I'm sure that was a traumatic sight. I give you props though for being a concerned brother and trying to look out for your sister.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 11 August 2014 19:54

Unless they have removed it from the app it doesn't state gender on this one.

kristadoodle 8

Tuesday 12 August 2014 0:34

look at the upper left corner #189, oop it does say gender :p

alyoopz 10

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:35

What a "sucky" situation. Won't bother her again...

Cortezthe1st 23

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:36

That pun sucks.

alyoopz 10

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:45

Yea yea you suck :)

Godsofdracos 15

Sunday 10 August 2014 2:54

Personal attacks because you decided to be 'that guy' and use the second most hated pun on FML and he pointed out.

Smeelover27 15

Sunday 10 August 2014 2:56

Yeah, she really blew it, didn't she?

Compgeek1996 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:29

45 so what's the first most hated?

LexiDaBae 17

Sunday 10 August 2014 6:10

I bet its the "shitty" situation one.

Godsofdracos 15

Monday 11 August 2014 8:24

No sucky is a derivative of shitty situation.

mom_of_5 10

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:36

Was she all choked up over your concern?

onlychildFTW 33

Sunday 10 August 2014 12:05

Oh she was certainly choked up about something.

brandoneyez1 25

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:37

Well, she was choking And gasping. I'm not sure which you rather.

GirlGamer12345 22

Sunday 10 August 2014 10:56

OP probably would like their sister to just not be choking or gasping. If I walked in on that I would cry and prefer neither as well.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:38

That's a sight you're going to take to the grave. I would wait for an actual response next time before entering her room.

interesting33 36

Sunday 10 August 2014 10:40

well if OP thought she was throwing up then his sister would not let him in until she'd hidden the evidence so I can understand OP wanting to catch her in the act.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:39

If it was me it would be the boyfriends grave I'd take that vision to.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Sunday 10 August 2014 21:42

Why would she choose to throw up in her bedroom and not the bathroom? And even if she had bulimia I don't think that would be the best way to confront her about it.

interesting33 36

Monday 11 August 2014 0:13

True about her maybe throwing up in the bathroom but I can still understand OP being concerned. People would deal with it in different ways. Maybe confronting her is not the best thing but if she did have an eating disorder then she would need help and support and that cannot be given if family members don't know. On the other hand, I wouldn't recommending reading diaries or anything. Though all this is just my opinion which might change with experience/time/life etc. :)