By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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Wizardo 33

I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.

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lil_juggalette 15

instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?

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Wizardo 33

I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.

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Eliseopwns 22

You could also play the "tearjerker" card.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

what's CAH

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sturschaedel 27

Don't play that game unless you are prepared to see your mom wave her naked boobs around!

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jryan2 16

I think op would've known if he were in s porno, and maybe watched it.

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boydope420 8

I hope you can find a new person to forget about your ex OP.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Till then maybe it's time to pick a new category on Pornhub

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lil_juggalette 15

instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?

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mollyxrose 22

OP might "mingle" every day yet still not be over their ex

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taytwat 7

plenty of people do both. nothin' wrong with watching **** lol.

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MrSassypants 32

My mother told me that the only thing wrong with watching **** is making God cry, and oh my goodness do I make God cry.

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SBurrke 11

Because that would require work and sometimes it's just easier to flip open the laptop.

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Acerhawk 24

Note to self, find a tv, set it on fire, then buy a tickle me Elmo doll and have it walk around it while attached to a remote control car.

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False_Stupidity 41

As weird as that is, How is it in any way remotely relevant to this FML?

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MrSassypants 32

He's going for the middle school class clown strategy of saying something random and irrelevant in hopes that it will make people laugh.

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PizzaElHutt 7

I thought it was great.

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chefnoel22 11

That's really sad, why not go out and find a girl to have sex with instead of your hand??

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Maybe because he's not a man-*****. It sounds like his ex really meant something to him and I doubt he wants to find comfort in a random girls ******.

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DamnBailie 23

pretty sure if op cries during ****, he won't just go out and **** some girl. especially if hes not over his ex. sometimes is not all that simple.

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xygen 19

Because it's not as simple as that. I don't know why people think it's so easy nowadays....

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LordPopo 13

You make it sound like it's not normal to **********. If dudes had sex every time they wanted to **********, I'm sure there'd be some problems.

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funsizedliz 15

Bc he's not like every typical guy :p

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FlendtDK 16

Bigger plot twist: it was him and his ex

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RpiesSPIES 27

Bigger plot twist: It was hentai and the ex in question is his former waifu.

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clevergirl98 20

Maybe it was her just take advantage of the video like you would have her while you were dating

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ItsDutch 16

If it was his ex, I Highly doubt watching her bump uglies with another guy will help him get over her.

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Brave_L_Toaster 7

"take advantage of the video like you would have her while you were dating" Have you considered that OP might NOT be a rapist and, like most people, would NEVER "take advantage of" their partner?

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TheBelt 19

Instead of watching port go out and try to find someone for yourself.

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PePziNL 20

But I love watching port... Boats are relaxing youknow.

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