By oil300 - 23/07/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker

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Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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oil300 17

Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos

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MrThump 16

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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HerMischief 21

Hey everyone, what ever happened to the FML staff? They never reply to any posts/comments anymore.

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anujt360 13

#1: Your name's perfect for this.

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happysmile987 24

Well not so traumatizing, if they were that drunk out of their minds, they won't remember and it won't be as awkward. Still, pretty gross.

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coraline123c 23

So you were "walking Netflix"? Interesting.

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Quick, give them one!! You'll end up with a baby brother or sister if you don't, trust me I've read about these things

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pinkster2014 25

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FutureSurgeon 16

Well, at least your parents still love each other like that. Although it won't be much comfort at the moment I bet.

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MrThump 16

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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Zebediabolical 39

"Is that a roughrider condom you slipped on?" "Naw, baby. It's genital warts."

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MortenM 17

I just hope OPs dad didn't come back saying: Hey son, you wouldn't have one that's a few sizes larger?

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rabbiddog 13

Walking Netflix? sounds like you were the drunken one my friend

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Queensland 27

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hoosiergirl94 31

At least they were being safe!

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