By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam

Spicy
Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML
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vampgirl999 8

This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.

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dramaelf 37

Um, no way. I'm pretty sure having cooking grease in her coochie is a huge health hazard.

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jeepers_1 21

Pretty sure she can since that would likely lead to bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, urinary tract infection. and probably a lot of other stuff.

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trevorr_16 25

Looks like someone did their research, #31.

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jeepers_1 21

orr 76 I actually know a thing or two about my ******. Maybe I care to know what is good and what is bad when it comes to putting things in it.

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TCRII 29

Everything is better with bacon

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TheFount 21

You're really good at offending fat chicks.

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MrsDruidess 23

somethings you dont have to try to know there stupid. Tell your husband, if hes doing his job right you shouldnt need lube ;-) hehe

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kaitlynjane 28

#89 You're really good at being a dumb ass.

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aprilnb1 18

I think I liked this because you said coochie! No one where I live says coochie!

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vampgirl999 8

This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.

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whysobeachy 37

Hey, kitchen sex sounds like a good time. Any kund of (healthy) sex sounds like a good time, actually.

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TheJawsman 18

I guess "spicing up things in the bedroom" took on a whole new meaning...

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staychill 16

What can be better than bacon & sex!

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rileyrae0000 23

Yeah except grease on skin is just uncomfortable and dirty

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tanishpradhan 20

It would be perfect.. Bacon is love.. Bacon is life..

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PePziNL 20

4: Bacon, sex, and beer?

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Mobetta_2300 22

Why? Just why? Im gonna go cry in a corner

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brichard22 6

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larrena2377 26

Ouch..this makes me hurt thinking about it.

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davincidasecond 24

That should be considered assault in my opinion.

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shawnaishere 14

I've learned the hard way not to say anything negative about bacon but wow, such bacon love. Maybe bacon is an aphrodisiac?

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lexiieeex3 32

Well that's... Creative...

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