By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19
By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon
Weirdo
By concernedsis - 04/02/2016 14:53 - United States - Atlanta
By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond
By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom
By Xandriajoy10 - 31/01/2016 03:44 - Australia - Sydney
Xandriajoy10 tells us more.
Spontaneous
By FullCircleProblem - 27/01/2016 06:04 - United States - Round Rock
By VisceralWolf - 26/01/2016 06:35 - United States - Fairborn
VisceralWolf tells us more.
OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.
Crude
By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 01:24 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo
By helloimkylieee - 25/01/2016 01:04 - United States - Tracy
By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis
By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall
By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States
WTF is this fresh hell?
By swag papi - 22/01/2016 05:47 - Australia - Perth
Don't look!
By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto
Time out
By sadandmad - 20/01/2016 16:09 - United States - Bonita Springs
By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso
By anon - 16/01/2016 23:15 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
Sexy talk
By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 16:01 - United States - Worcester
By mouse_13 - 15/01/2016 06:28 - United Kingdom - Bicester
mouse_13_fml tells us more.
OP here- really surprised anyone would think this was cruel, as we've ben together for a long time and therefore know each others boundaries! Makes me sad people have to see the negative in something that makes me smile!
You'd know by now
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank
By Anonymous - 14/01/2016 12:51 - Australia
By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston
By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
Bex98 tells us more.
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
Grossed out
By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany
By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater
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Hey OP here. For those that have given support or made a joke, it's much appreciated. It's really helped to see the brighter side of the situation. For a little more back story; I was in his office originally looking for an envelope and found the underwear in the back of one of his drawers. We discussed it at length, I tried to make sure he felt accepted and not judged. It has helped our relationship more than I could have thought. I always wondered if he was holding something back, it's relieving to have everything out in the open. I did a little research and have found that it is common among men. As for only finding one, he showed me his 'stash' of bras and lingerie that he had hidden in his shed. Hopefully he'll be more open and honest with me about what he likes and what I can do to please him.