By annoyedwithkids - 02/07/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML
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swansung 0

So, you have a face for telemarketing... or cattle wrangling. Could be worse. Could be your kids.

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lovin_darkness 0

Ok Micheal Meyers, little tip: Try taking off the slasher clothes, putting down the knife and being friendly; maybe say hello

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25shark 5

take a hint. 1st time being 1st1

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yummycupkake 0

u g l y you're not getting paid tonight! you're ugly yeah yeah, your ugly :D

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dolphincheddar 10

yummy. I find almost all of your comments irrelevant to the subject,. I guess your like 10. but anyways OP. having more than 10 facial peircings, 2 inch spacers, full body satanic tattoes, black mascara, long blue hair, and sporting black leather with spikes generally does that to people. you may want to try plastic surgery or personal hygiene.

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yummycupkake 0

55, I like how you're taking the time to call me out on something as unimportant as this. I am on FML to have fun, and trust me, I can be just as serious as you or anyone else if I wanted to be. Obviously you didn't get my little joke there. You've guessed wrong, by the way. :)

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dolphincheddar 10

that is true. and It wasn't very funny but i see. It wasn't really a guess I assumed. and when you assume you make an ass out of u and me. aha. oh well. it's just your name, the fact you have pink heart cookies, and how you respond that makes me assume you are young. carry on having fun then

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browntiga 0

lol it may bit have been funny but you need to chill out. it better not to be serious 24/7

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dolphincheddar 10

imsrsbro. also cupcakes,. I don't have an ok'd kit bag where could I obtain such an estranged object? I'm not a serious person at all I just like to mess with people sometimes. I like pancakes and bunnies and lots ond lots of meth :D

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dolphincheddar 10

old*.. auto correct can orally please my right kidney..

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yummycupkake 0

"I guess your like ten." And when you don't get your facts straight, it makes an ass out of you and I. Do you have nothing better to do in your life then ridicule me? Sure, I have cookies with pink hearts on them. How do you know that I didn't bake them and was just taking pride and honoring my work? A picture of a dog saying "U got it babe" just shows me you (possibly) have a sense of humour, not that you are "some ten year old."

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yummycupkake 0

Oh, and for your information, I'm 13, not 10 :]

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dolphincheddar 10

i was actually apologizing for my false assuming. but I will not take this further becuase drama is stupid and I honesty don't really care. and if you did bake those cookies i want one they look tasty

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yummycupkake 0

oo sorry, then I misunderstood. I'm always a happy go lucky person, but I can be serious too. thank you for apologizing. :)

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chuckychan 8

thats what paper bags are for, or maybe plastic in your situation. haha

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CaptSkippy 9

chuck your picture is sad one day off :(

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GuessWhatKids 13

There once was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly, that everyone died. The End.

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shybear15 0

i dont think you should babysit anymore... kids don't seem to like youu

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OWNZ 0

No, they were obviously screaming with joy and went to the closet to get her a present! ;)

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shybear15 0

true... good point

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Randuhh_17 4

silly Santa....what's with you and presents?..:)

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Redneck42 0

thanks for pointing out the obvious.

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Blackmail111 9

I can't help but think why everyone is ''Hiding in the closet"

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tman188 0

37% of children don't come out of the closet until age 24.

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swansung 0

So, you have a face for telemarketing... or cattle wrangling. Could be worse. Could be your kids.

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NeverShoutDana 13

Every kid is/was afraid of their babysitter at one time.. They can be creepy >_> I'd just give it time. Maybe they'll warm up to you.

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foxyrambo 3

well when you look like you jumped out of a death metal band/zombie movie...

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lovin_darkness 0

Ok Micheal Meyers, little tip: Try taking off the slasher clothes, putting down the knife and being friendly; maybe say hello

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green_eggs_and_h 0

28- That's not a very nice thing to say about yourself.

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EmperorPsycho 0

I can't help but love your description about yourself

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roeallen 11

Same here. Gotta love those sarcastic bastards.

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rdvfyubuyg 1

wait so the person who sent this is a dude??? O.O

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saIty 17

Maybe they thought you were Chuck Norris, and you were going to round-house their heads off.

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LordGoober 13

That's a stupid idea... the kids wouldn't have had time to run.

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saIty 17

Chuck gives everyone a 5sec head start.

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LordGoober 13

That's just a myth, everyone he "gave a head start" is now dead so the world may never know.

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foxyrambo 3

guys it's called a "head start" because when he kicks you, your head will be the first piece of you flying in the direction of said kick.

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