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A lot of American's suck.. If you'd do that in Holland ( or anywhere else too, I guess) they would be thankful forever and might even pay you for you awesome deed
hope that lil boy will be grateful for what you did, parents these days are so paranoid, WAKE UP, NOT EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS TRYING TO HARM YOUR CHILD, **** those pedophiles creating that bloody image of molesting children, making these parents worry like hell
23- he's Canadian.
23: This FML happened in Canada. Next time you should make sure you know what you're talking about before you make yourself look like an ass.
Utterly disgusting.
@32; not to defend #24, but before you call him out at least make sure your post is directed at the right person.
Ehh, he was #23 at first but it must've changed. It happens sometimes.
I'm American and if I had a child and someone did this I would be very grateful. Don't be so rude about Americans just because there are some bad Americans, as in other places there are bad people too.
Personally i'd have yelled at the woman about how her son almost died because of her carelessness untill she burst into tears. :D
bitch you think thats bad yesterday i was stung by a ******* bee.
Push him back into traffic, imo
24, you shouldn't need a reward for doing a good deed anyway. Your reward should be feeling good about the good deed.
Should of threw the kid infront of a ca laughed and walked away...
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You dumb-ass read the damn FML! It said it was posted from Canada ass-wipe!
23 hey asshole before you go discriminating the US; dislodge your head from your ass and take a look at where the op is from
Hell yea!!!
It says he lives in Canada douchebag
Crazy bastards
The irony of this whole "ignorant American" stereotype is that by saying this about americans or anyone else is ignorant in itself. Good people and bad people exist everywhere. Please realize that. This canadian happens to be a good one.
What have the world come to.. Such an idiot mother, she should be bloody grateful you saved her child!! Sorry op, you did not deserve that..
This is where you slap a hoe.
Op should have told her off, and then said "you're welcome"
Or consumed her soul.
I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPITALS ALL THE TIME TOO.
Just be content in the knowledge that you saved the child's life.
You saved the child this time
Why would you even ask for a reward? I know he didn't actually do that but in his head he was expecting one. You just saves someone's life, that's a reward within itself.
#158 that reasoning is totally messed up, no matter the gender of the adult it is the right course of action to save the kid, what just because the person is a man they are a pedophile or something get your priorities straight
#158 that reasoning is totally messed up, no matter the gender of the adult it is the right course of action to save the kid, what just because the person is a man they are a pedophile or something get your priorities straight
I suppose she would've preferred you be as oblivious as her and let the kid end up roadkill. Great parenting right there. And people need to stop living with their cell phones glued to their ears. They don't even get off the phone to pay for things at a register or in the drive-thru anymore. Unless you're giving President Obama the missile codes to stop WWIII, get off the goddamn phone for a minute!
I guess it's true that no good deed goes unpunished.
You're a hero, go to a bar and get laid.
Ugh, some people just shouldn't breed. Good for you for doing the right thing.
Tell her if you did not touch her son; he would have died.
For gods sake you idiot. For the LAST friggin time, Michael Jackson did NOT touch children. There was never any proof, the kid admitted it was all a plan to scam money off MJ, and the kid's father committed suicide shortly after MJ died because of shame and guilt. Get a bloody grip, look up the facts. And stop being a retard!
How is that his feelings? Besides blatant irritation, he's only stating facts.
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Ugh. Some people these days
What have the world come to.. Such an idiot mother, she should be bloody grateful you saved her child!! Sorry op, you did not deserve that..