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Those things can welt for weeks.
I didn't even know you could position a BB gun so it would shoot you in the ass?
Yeah, but hopefully OP cares enough to rub that welt and apply lotion to it.
Don't be a ******, those things don't even hurt.
Depends on the fps. And we're obviously not talking about Aerosoft here when we say "Emergency Room". Likely, it was a rifle, not one of those "******" handguns.
I see a new Christmas movie in the future.
Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!
Seeing the reruns for the old movie 50 times a year already makes me want to shoot my own eye out... wonder how I'd respond to a new movie with an ass instead.
24, +1 for pun.
8 i dont believe ive ever heard anyone called a ******... You dont hear girls calling people a penis... Use the less sexsist term pussy and dick... By the way hes right on kick to the balls or "penis" your bending over screaming bloody hell but a hit to our vaginas and were laughing in your face... Then we kick you again for fun ;)
Nalia18- I'm still frightened by your picture :-/
I can't tell if I'm surprised you know how it feels for boys, or if I'm just surprised you are actually a girl Nalia.
We got a 99.99% chance the kid is fat. The other .1% is for legal stuff incase I was wrong and someone decided to sue me. Ok, bye.
At least this makes a really interesting story for family christmas parties w/ grandma and grandpa
125, you should be a mathematician.
"You'll shoot yourself in the ass, kid."
If you're being such a PC Penis anyway then what is so preferable about "dick" and "pussy"? Surely you'd find them more crude. Calling people a "Penis" or a "******" is much more effective is transferring triviality than the aforementioned.
96, when I said they could" take a pounding", I wasn't necessarily speaking of getting punched. Refer to 27's post. But yes, getting hit in the vajayjay does hurt. But it's not too bad.
for a bb getting shot point blank at your ass not to hurt, you either have the shittiest bb gun ever or you have such a hard ass after all the times you "accidentally" dropped the soap in the shower room.
wow RainbowHeadache and enonymous you both made my day :D congrats on the baby
#38 - There is a difference between a plastic air soft bb and a C2O powered metal bb genius.
Lol 131. Very well connected with that FML
I call bullshit. A metal bb is denser, smaller, and will actually easily penetrate skin. Especially if he was close enough to shoot himself on the ass.
Hospital for that? Unless it went through the pipe hole i dont see any other reason 0.o
Did you kiss it and make it all better? haha jk
Not just sick… just not funny, either.
Dude? Really? Are people that stupid now days? You need to grow up.
He was making a joke just like all the other people in this site do! He did nothing wrong. So shut up and lets here your stupid jokes.
With a BB gun, hello. ;)
Very carefully.
There's a technique to it that takes insane amounts of skill to master
*Sharpie*
You said pencil, but it's okay. I knew you meant sharpie.
I want to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun Lay down in the tall grass and laugh at what I've done :)
Confederate railroad gotta love it:)
At least he didn't shoot his eye out.
Fire in the hole!!
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how does one shoot oneself in the ass? o-o
Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!