Kids: Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen.... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 22:25 - United States - Statham

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

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By u raised him - 10/02/2018 01:30

Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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Dumbass

By ParentingFail - 13/12/2022 15:00

Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML

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I can't deal with confrontation

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 06:00

Today, my son is so pathetic that when a tiny, unarmed 5-foot tall female thief robbed our store, he didn’t grab the baseball bat, he didn’t slam the anti-theft door on the counter closed, he didn’t even press the big alarm button, he just started crying, put his hands up, and let her empty the till. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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Grifter

By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By stillshakinggd - 28/11/2012 21:16 - United States

Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML

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The Nerf of some people

By Anonymous - 27/11/2018 13:30

Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML

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airforce987 20

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:03

Was it the guy from Bad Grampa? You might be in the movie then

Minnion 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:01

poor kid 3:

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Minnion 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:01

poor kid 3:

TheGewt 7

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:21

Life lessons!

Damian95 16

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:22

Did he hold the kid at cane point?

Wizardo 33

Sunday 6 October 2013 10:17

#12, Don't let it fool you, it was one of those gun canes you see in James Bond.

Cad6 24

Sunday 6 October 2013 21:05

Honest capitalism at its finest.

airforce987 20

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:03

Was it the guy from Bad Grampa? You might be in the movie then

hghrider123456 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 15:42

I'm guessing that grandpa Is a jackass......

ITS_Arnold 7

Sunday 6 October 2013 19:26

It was the work of Johnny Knoxville. You've been Bad Grandpa'd

xSonic 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 21:31

Senior Citizen? More like Senior Villain

evilvagina 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:03

ahh well time is short for that senior citizen with a little luck.

sweet23_fml 11

Sunday 6 October 2013 15:18

why? who knows the guy may have had some kind of underlining mental problem. When it comes to fml's about senior's these kind of comments really get my back up.

falon142012 22

Sunday 6 October 2013 17:15

Maybe he's a veteran who is affected a lot by the shutdown.

iSativa 24

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:04

Haha that's when you know times are tough for everybody.

ToxicAirplay 4

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:05

Bad grandpa, not a FML moment to me!

BluKatz 11

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:06

The eldery strike yet again! Will the world be spared of this vicious geriatric crime troll wave?

Kamon97 23

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:07

Shoulda peed in their cup and offered them a free "lemonade"

RoseBlack123 37

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:18

Please tell me you called the cops! Poor kid :( f his life

leximichelle 13

Monday 11 May 2020 16:42

The cops can’t do anything in this situation (not in the US) since the stand would technically be considered an illegal business seeing the kid probably doesn’t have a food safety license. Just another one of those “life’s not fair” lessons. Had to learn sometime.

elJefe98 8

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:22

Lemons.

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:23

Was it a sweet old lady on a motorized cart??

Chloe555_fml 27

Sunday 6 October 2013 11:24

He didn't see it coming.

FailBear920 19

Sunday 6 October 2013 17:46

I'll have you know I didn't have a cart! 'Twas a scooter!

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