By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 05:05 - United States - New Cumberland

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Today, I put on a shirt that said, "Skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "Since when?" FML
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DocBastard 38

Wow...you're the very epitome of classy, aren't you?

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DocBastard 38

It's called a double entendre, "bro". It's supposed to sound sexual without being overtly sexual. Get it? And don't call me "bro". I already have two of them, and that's quite enough.

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mjh1223 3

You should probably read a sex positions book to get better

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Enslaved 36

Or he should. Maybe she is skilled. . . Just not with her current boyfriend. :P It takes two!

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DocBastard 38

Wow...you're the very epitome of classy, aren't you?

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oj101 33

She's so classy, she makes Marie Antoinette and Kate Middleton turn green with envy. Haven't you heard? (sarcasm)

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Enslaved 36

#3 I guess the: "I'm not a Doctor but I'll still take a look!" T-shirt won't apply to you! (:

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wallandpiece 16

20 - Kate Middleton is considered classy now?

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DocBastard 38

It's called a double entendre, "bro". It's supposed to sound sexual without being overtly sexual. Get it? And don't call me "bro". I already have two of them, and that's quite enough.

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iamabamf 17

45- Hahaha, well shit, he told you.

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Palirose 22

I think those kinds of shirts are actually a bit funny. I've never really thought class had anything to do with them. Although I don't wear them myself, I've always found shirts like that to literally be more humorous than serious but that's just how I feel about it.

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pedosmurf 7

Doc your a dick and tell your bf he isn't getting sex :p

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Shadowvoid 33

That was a stupid remark smurf, there is nothing in any of these comments that has anything to do with homosexuality. Go to your room and think about what you have done (since you obviously are 12 years old and have to insult people with homosexuality) Oh and by the way, You're* Don't come back until you have matured

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pedosmurf 7

What did I say about homosexuality? I just thought it was uncalled for when that guy called him "bro" and doc just snapped on the guy

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pedosmurf 7

Oh I see the misconception I was talking to op to tell her to tell her bf no sex :/ my fault

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chelseaaababyyy 17

41 - Kate Middleton is the wife of Prince William. I believe you're thinking of Kate Upton, the model.

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wallandpiece 16

Nope, I know who Kate Middleton is. The one who married into the royal parasite family and then got pictures of her breasts all over the papers. Classy.

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BlackRogue 8

64- I don't think it's very fair to assume she's not classy. She went away with her husband to a secluded resort, and the paparazzi actively searched them out. I think if she wanted her husband to rub lotion on her while topless that's just fine... They're just people after all, and it's not as though it's a crime to want to be intimate with your husband. I think the person who took the photos should be ashamed, intruding on their personal time like that.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

64 - I apologize, I haven't heard of that scandal. My fault.

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sens3sfailing 24

It is what she said...when she was asking her husband to take out the trash and he complained...seriously, that one was just to broad, you can't say it at everything, because then it just ruins the joke

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FuzzyJack 15

You were pretty much asking for it by wearing that shirt in the first place. Of course people will give you comments on it.

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TheMathMajor 26

Um, anyone who gives a shit about "their woman" would let her wear whatever the heck she wants.

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garrett8614 2

30- actually the shirt she was wearing is a shirt made by Nike, it's a basketball shirt referring to the positions in basketball

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wallandpiece 16

30, explain to me how you aren't a sexist piece of shit.

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september1395 7

What did 30 say?!?!?!?!

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Aw, don't have a cow, girl. He was kidding. It isn't like he implied you're a missionary, in which case, tell him he can't get nun.

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In_some_bullshit 13

Try to take it a compliment. Tell him, You're Not a **** so you need him to show you the "ropes"... ((And handcuffs...)) ;)

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IndigoFuckYou 9

If you're wearing a shirt that says "Skilled in Every Position", you're probably a ****.

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wallandpiece 16

When girls talk about (or even just make reference to) sex, they're *****? Is this world going backwards?

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Enslaved 36

My favorite position is to be CEO! We are talking about work, right? :P

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TweetAnne 13

YDI. Those shirts always get attention and unfortunate remarks.

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spaboolly 26

Yes, which means the OP really doesn't have the right to complain that what she got wasn't the kind of attention she was misguidedly hoping for.

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