Farts, Grandparents, Cute and Love: Charming

Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 239

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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You deserved it 2 537

How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 260

You deserved it 2 803

By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 918

You deserved it 3 238

By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 805

You deserved it 5 916

By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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You deserved it 1 671

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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You deserved it 3 866

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 036

You deserved it 4 783

By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 540

By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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You deserved it 2 539

lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Your Grandma is AWESOME!

zombieslayer83 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Did pay the gas bill though!

Comments

lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Your Grandma is AWESOME!

yoyoforpeace 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:38

Yeah I would die laughing if my boyfriend's grandma did that. Don't be embarrassed!

zandalee 19

Wednesday 30 January 2013 7:54

Sounds like my mother in law! The first time I met her, we were outside the restaurant after a rather posh meal and she let rip. I fell in love with her then and there. The beginning of a pretty damn fine relationship! Don't be embarrassed OP, is all good.

dalink 24

Thursday 31 January 2013 1:54

How is it an FML for op?

Silver_89 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

That's the most epic grandmother ever! What an amazing sense of humor.

zombieslayer83 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Did pay the gas bill though!

CheeseTron 15

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:53

Well at least the coffee should mask the scent.

buckerado 19

Wednesday 30 January 2013 5:27

What if there were coffee grounds in the cup. Every single breath would burn like hell!

thetguy 4

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:54

This really doesn't deserve any comments due to how amazing this FML is already, I applaud your grandma my dear sir

Eluveitie 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:55

I wish my grandmother were like that when she was alive.

cutlass81 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:55

I fail to see this as an fml. Lol

ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:55

Ok no hate comments pkease.. What does she mean the rent wasnt paid on time.. I dont fully understand.

hawright 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:57

She "kicked" the fart out because it didn't pay the rent on time.

BrandiLush 31

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:58

The fart didn't pay rent on time so it was evicted.

zephyre_fml 2

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:00

Awkward explaining ensues. The fart was just renting some space inside. It didn't pay the rent in time, so the gran kicked him out. Aka she farted. Quite a fast-thinking gran you have there, OP.

S182 15

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:02

Was the fart given a 30 day notice tho?

CheeseTron 15

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:36

Gainer_ 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:37

LMAO just think of where that notice would have to be posted...

CheeseTron 15

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:38

Sorry guys that was an accident.

disisDebosbike 2

Wednesday 30 January 2013 1:01

Yea, without a 30 day notice gran is lucky she got to keep the safety deposit!

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:59

9, I didn't fully understand it either, so don't worry about it.

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:56

I see only Win in this FML, just an old timer having a gas, enjoying life, if you ask me.

Tigerblossom 19

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:02

The girlfriend thought it was funny too so I don't really see a problem!

Metallica36176 16

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:42

That was going to be my question. Did coffee come out of his.girlfriends nose because she laughed so hard or because she freaked? First thought was that she laughed about it so its not really an FML?