By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60

You just have to prove to her that she is sleepwalking. Afterwards you can blame her for almost everything.

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naxeeb 33

Not saying that it's the case here, but she could easily have done that and blamed it on sleep walking! o_o

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colton_colton 49

Im sorry to hear that!

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rocker_chick105 31

You should be sorry! Next time close your ears or something...

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xChaos 29

Yeah turn off your hearing aide

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Gingerette 8

*aid. I'm sorry about this correction, but when you say "aide" I think of interns, or the guys in every pokemon professor's laboratory.

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FangirlingAlways 14

I don't think this FML was about the game. Sucks for you OP, but you never know if she was sleepwalking or acting like she was.

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Metallica36176 16

The only thing I could think of while reading this FML was: FINISH HIM!

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Ashamed_Sister 60

You just have to prove to her that she is sleepwalking. Afterwards you can blame her for almost everything.

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RageAwakened 6

And in turn, she can practically do anything to him and blame it on sleepwalking. Everyone loses in that situation.

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Nickb55 16

I wonder what she was dreaming?

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Voij 16

Or maybe stepping on the crotch of a guy who'd rather play games than spend time with his girlfriend. *Any resemblance to actual people, involved in the FML or not, is purely coincidental.*

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applebramble 22

Fair point well made , Voij . I suppose I'd do the same because it's the best thing to do than to talk to him about it if it was bothering me that much .

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dachayke 16

Voij, the girlfriend was ******* asleep. And gaming is a hobby just as much as anything else like shopping, collecting, painting, etc. Let people do what they enjoy and don't be an asshole.

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jazzy_123 20

Voji, I thumbed you up because I liked the beginning of you're comment. Then at the end I disagreed and sadly I can't thumb you down now. I don't see what the big deal in that is. I always say, if you can't beat em, join em. When I hang out with my bf and his friends I play video games instead of mope around. I suck, I will admit, but I'm not going to be a tight ass about it. Unless it's a war game, I dominate lol. But really, ladies, just give it a try instead of whining about it.

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Voij 16

I guess I should explain what my comment was all about, seeing how you guys took the time to reply to it. First of all: I also think that gaming is a hobby, one which I myself partake in quite a bit. [If you're curious, look for me on steam.] I also know that it has a bunch of advantages over other hobbies, mainly because it's really adaptive to your needs. That being said, the intentions for my previous comment were not related to my opinion about gaming, but rather to this specific FML. On the one hand writing about the crotch-stomping was simply the funniest response I could come up with[And writing funny stuff is something that gives me a slight boost in confidence, thus allowing my brain to emit dopamine, which is really great and addictive], while on the other hand the crotch-kicking due to excessive gaming was, based on the few clues given in the FML, the most likely explanation if she was indeed just pretending to sleepwalk. In short: Gaming is awesome. I like making funny comments. My previous comment seemed amusing to me. If OP's girlfriend just pretended to sleepwalk, then I gave the most likely explanation. I hope that this clears up all the questions you were left with after reading and responding to my post. Have a nice day. (_/) (^_^) (> <)

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Rayvinblade 9

Surely no one's girlfriend would do this to them on purpose, even if she was mad...

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naxeeb 33

Not saying that it's the case here, but she could easily have done that and blamed it on sleep walking! o_o

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lailaxjan 11

Yeah, I'd be checking medication side effects asap! A change in medication could be the reason, but if it's a first time thing it looks a leeeetle sketchy.

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cocainewhore 30

#41 where does it say anything about medication, or am I missing something? OP- are you sure you didn't just piss her off, and she blamed it on sleepwalking?

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pnutbutternjelly 15

It sounds too me like someone was not too happy about being ignored for video games.

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dachayke 16

Then that someone would be a complete hypocrite, as she ignores her SO for sleep.

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RobertoZ 5

Because being asleep means that you need people to pay attention to you. -_-

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lailaxjan 11

I said it was a possible reason, not necessarily the reason. No one knows without more info.

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booda44 7

Ooh crushed nuts O_o i just hope that she didn't want them salted

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evan_7899 28

It takes 200 lbs of pressure to pop a nut permanently... Hopefully OP'S girl isn't that heavy or OP would be solo-nutting right now

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Allornone 35

yeah, sure she was sleepwalking. likely story...

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colton_colton 49

This'll probably turn into a regular thing for her just so she can get away with things

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JMichael 25

Time to get out the video camera as record her late night wanderings. Maybe then she'll believe you.

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