Joe Smooth
By riiiight - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Warren
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He sounds like a nice young man.
colton_colton
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He's a keeper alright!
Maybe he mistook you for spiderwoman? Either way you should run. Fast.
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wellthen7154
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... One question for OP... Well did you? Hahaha Im just kidding, but seriously, that's weird and creepy, and he probably has issues. No probably is out of the question, he defiantly has issues. Depending on how you got the blind date, I would say you should expect something weird (i.e. from a friend who is the jokester type). As long as there aren't any spiders down there, you should be alright. Now a question for FML, why all the ****** related FML's?
Rainhawk94
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#28 Your words are so random that #seems you threw up all over your keyboard
incoherentrmblr
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Sounds similar to the movie teeth...
Ikr! She's so lucky that she got a date with Spider-Man ;D
20, is another victim of Definitely to Defiantly...
That's when you walk away.
colton_colton
49
That's when you RUN away!
Running is too obvious, and might give him the impression of OP being hard-to-get. I mean, I'm always up for the challenge, but he may not be.
Limp away?
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No, crawl or scurry away.
colton_colton
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Maybe just be old fashioned and leave through the bathroom window so it's not too obvious
Limping, running, crawling... you need to draw an anti sea-bear circle. Make sure it's not an oval!
Dat spongebob reference
buttcramp
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definitely lol I was just thinking "was there a second question?"
The chase is only half the fun as they say?haha
Greenteamextreme
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Should have made a game of it and tried to out weird him!
Something tells me nothing would creep this guy out.
Greenteamextreme
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CHALLENGE!!!
#42 Challange accepted!
like no but i did experienced Dragon if that counts lololo
gmc_blossom
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@65 ...huh?
Greenteamextreme
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65 you're being weird wrong!
Shhh... It's trying to communicate.
deviking
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I would be worried about what he is going to try during sex
With conversation like this, it's NEVER going to get that far
deviking
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Show it anywayHe would take kink to a whole new level.
Did you ask him what it's like to have sex with a ****** then walk off and say, "guess not" over your shoulder.
Ugh, that made me shudder.
You then "went to the bathroom" right?
colton_colton
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He sounds weird, he probably would've just followed her in there too
Colton, must you comment on everyones posts?
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Show it anywayWell you see, it starts with one person thinking "hey, my one friend might totally dig this other friend of mine. They've never met so maybe I should arrange a meeting!" This all happens magically sometime during 2014. Voila! A modern day blind date!
olpally
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He just went full retard. Wow. Run! Haha. Please don't take offense to me using the word "retard" thanks!
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He sounds like a nice young man.
That's when you walk away.