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Set your relationship status to single.
Exactly,#1. If OPs girlfriend isn't mature enough to get over the amount of likes he gives her, she's not mature enough to date either
No one uses Facebook no more Instagram took over.
#24, Instagram is basically Twitter, for those who cannot read.
Facebook owns Instagram sooooo welcome to Facebook... They both suck.
wait until she trips over nothing. bitches always be trippin over nothing
I'll tell you right now that she might be overly protective and self consciousness. Get out of there while you can
Honestly, it is a really easy fix. She's self conscious and liking her statuses will make her feel better about herself, with little to no cost to you. Definitely not worth breaking up over.
#32 - what if I tell you, it's just the tip of the iceberg?
Run forest run
Is she 14...?
Haha, it seems likely, considering the circumstances.
Drop Facebook...or start liking...or just leave her she seems a bit excessive
If it was a legitimate threat then yeah I'd say break up with her, but I'm not sure. Maybe she was just joking though, but quitting Facebook solves everything lol.
She sounds mature
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Set your relationship status to single.
Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?