By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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WiseGuy79 14

That's damn hilarious but a DO NOT ENTER sign would be even better...

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Janawa 22

Well, I hope you get better at sex, for her sake.

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Janawa 22

Well, I hope you get better at sex, for her sake.

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cakefete2 30

Yea, then maybe she'll get a "slippery when wet" sign.

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peacheso 31

Haha! I'm buying a "children crossing" sign for my pregnant sister.

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iLike2Teabag 27

At least it wasn't a "yield to incoming traffic" sign

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JJ_86 22

Get a emergency siren/lights to counter it. You don't need to stop then. Or just get better at pleasing so she never can pull the sign up.

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foxwasalamb 24

she gets bored often enough during sex she needed a sign? your poor girlfriend

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mbuck87 19

When the sign goes up, it's not good

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WiseGuy79 14

That's damn hilarious but a DO NOT ENTER sign would be even better...

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Stazza11 27

It is fantastic! But poor OP, I mean I think I would be pissed off and upset pretty bad if that happened to me so I have so much sympathy :S

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JJ_86 22

And a closed for maintenance sign during that time of the month.

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hulopro 16

at least its not a BEWARE OF DOG sign...

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Sandman366 6

"Wrong Way" would also be an interesting one. (Hope she doesn't get "Under Construction", that'd be a little disturbing.)

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JJ_86 22

Yup, she's a keeper. You got to work hard at not ever letting her pull up that sign OP.

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nikoelaas 1

Good sense of humor. And you need to step up your game. A keeper. Work harder boy.

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nikoelaas 1

Or buy some handcuffs so she is not able to put it up.

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SpamPam 18

What Im thinking is, is OP's bf so bad at listening/understanding when OP doesn't want to continue that she literally has to hold up a stop sign to get it across?

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RedPillSucks 31

Or she's not good at explaining what she wants him to do during sex.

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Adam5858 17

Find something to annoy her in the same kind of way

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cakefete2 30

Idk, 6, from the looks of things, the sex might be as annoying to her as the sign is to OP.

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NITEMARE4U 9

Don't stop believing!! Give it your all because that's all you can do. Maybe next time try spicing it up with something new

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CurvyisCool 22

Did you try to rhyme? Because that was amazing.

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight people

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tjaded 6

Dang that sucks. Maybe she just isn't interested enough. Try implementing some new stuff in the bedroom, like maybe not sexing it up in the bedroom all the time. Just a thought. FYL

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Lil_Red777 21

Or maybe he's just not good in bed?

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skittycat213 19

At least it's not under construction

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