Love: Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going...

By kerripjones - 14/07/2015 19:44 - United States - Newark

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML

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You deserved it 2 117

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By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 462

You deserved it 42 045

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 591

You deserved it 3 749

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 388

You deserved it 95

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 302

You deserved it 4 431

By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 358

You deserved it 5 113

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By Nnn - 11/07/2019 12:00

Today, my coworker came to my desk, so I greeted him with a smile, and said, "Hello friend." He then told me that we are not friends, and that he hates when I say that. Oh, OK, sorry for trying to be nice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 744

You deserved it 548

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By xmeatballx21 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 952

You deserved it 3 497

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By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 446

You deserved it 4 274

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 840

You deserved it 2 949

By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 324

You deserved it 3 115

js_0508 9

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:06

I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!

bulletsinthewind 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far

Comments

sleepyfires 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:04

Yes.

Nilorak 24

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:16

No.

creatureman 14

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:39

Maybe

91hayek 31

Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:03

I don't know.

Lorenzo1102 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:30

Can you repeat the question

nonsensical 26

Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:51

No, this is Patrick

dabaerju 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 16:22

You're not the boss of me now~

pedopears 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:04

Amazing Malcolm in the Middle reference.. :D

thatguynamedsky 32

Friday 17 July 2015 6:31

why was 27 downvoted that was the best

js_0508 9

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:06

I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!

Rectov 10

Sunday 9 August 2015 22:39

Can't keep your distance if he knows where you live

khoov19 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

"Run Forest Run"

pokemyeyes 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 18:50

Forrest*

HerMischief 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

Now you have to check under your bed every night before you sleep!

bulletsinthewind 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far

sonasonic 34

Thursday 16 July 2015 4:58

Why should she run when she can get a restraining order? Pretty easy to get one nowadays.

jake131000 21

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:08

watch your step

echarlotte 19

Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:11

Time for a restraining order

TheDog6 24

Wednesday 15 July 2015 12:35

You should have responded with "Would you hate me if I called the cops" For the mean time though, maybe stay with a friend or family member just for safety in numbers.

Badkarma4u 17

Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:14

I don't know why, when I reconnect with an old school friend. It usually goes like this. "What ever happened to Cathy?" "Oh she got her art degree and is working at XYZ design firm." "Oh wow, so shes a big city girl now", "Nah she still lives over on elm, you know where the Millers used to live?" "Oh yeah, man, its been so long I'd like to catch up with her. Do you have her number?" "Sure". No need to be creeped out. There is also nothing wrong with knocking on an old friends door. Thats what doorbells are foor.