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Yes.
No.
Maybe
Can you repeat the question
You're not the boss of me now~
Amazing Malcolm in the Middle reference.. :D
why was 27 downvoted that was the best
I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!
Forrest*
Now you have to check under your bed every night before you sleep!
Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far
watch your step
Time for a restraining order
You should have responded with "Would you hate me if I called the cops" For the mean time though, maybe stay with a friend or family member just for safety in numbers.
I don't know why, when I reconnect with an old school friend. It usually goes like this. "What ever happened to Cathy?" "Oh she got her art degree and is working at XYZ design firm." "Oh wow, so shes a big city girl now", "Nah she still lives over on elm, you know where the Millers used to live?" "Oh yeah, man, its been so long I'd like to catch up with her. Do you have her number?" "Sure". No need to be creeped out. There is also nothing wrong with knocking on an old friends door. Thats what doorbells are foor.
You sure know how to pick your friends ! Lol
An* that moment you fml is incorrect
Yes, what do you want? ;)
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I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!
Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far