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ioh shit broi that hella sucks man, gotta be care fucl with that shit cause you dont wanna end up with asss beatenn
You need to study your grammar, son
Don't disrespect the boss! Talk to corporate! Approve memos! Like a boss! Shit on Debra's desk?
Promote Synergy! Oh, and if the op knew the woman was married then YDI, if not FYL.
You must be black
Met a girl in bar... Went back to her place... Husband... YDI
Lol.
ROFL!!!
Don't assume he's black just because he's a fucktard. There's trash in every ethnic group.
YDI for trying to get a quick one night stand, I highly doubt you were there for cookies and milk. If she isn't happy with her marriage she should step up and get a divorce, and not be a cheating *****.
yeah, you deserved out if you knew...
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$50 applepineapple is a virgin.
apple~ is 16 says her profile, who cares if she's a virgin? people who take their pride in losing their virginity as young as possible are just stupid, you have no right to criticize her like that just cause she's not a **** who has sex on the first date
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dang lol
in the year 2010 it will be wrong to screw on the first date, only idiots and *****/man ****** **** on the first date, people should date for love not 1 night stands, the whole bar/take home crowd of people are stupid and should get std's for having sex with people they barely know
I really can't tell if your joking or not, i hope you are.
me? im not kidding
Kukirowhatever: Why does a girl have to be a **** if she has sex? Seriously. You're a dumbass that conforms to society's views.
i didnt say they were ***** for having sex, i said it cuz they had sex on the first date, i think 16-17 year olds should be able to have sex if they love their partner, and use protection, i think the 18+ rule should only be for unprotected sex, responsible older teenagers should be able to have sex if they want
Sounds like that hit a nerve... But seriously, it's not the having sex that's the problem, it's the having sex as a one night stand or on the first date that's the issue. You can have all the sex you want but at least date the person enough that you get to know them. Now of course this is just a generalization, people have different circumstances, but for the most part, people these days care more about the quantity not the quality of sexual relationships and partners.
not really i just always like to express my full opinion on all maters that interest me i dont like to make quick statements i try to explain all of my thoughts, even tho it usually comes out too long and jumbled with no sentence structure
So you're saying that once you turn eighteen you can have all the unprotected sex you want?
no but after 18 you have the right to make a baby, but you still shouldnt, babys can wait till 25~ but if some1 wants a baby at 18 all the power to them
because kids are annoying? and you should live some of your adult life in a personal manner, after you have kids its all about them, no reason to rush into parenting when you just leave childhood
Now yell at me all you want but having sex on the first date makes you a **** or manwhore or whatever because all the people you actually know dont wanna **** you in the firstplace, its because they dont like you? Got it? good. So why go around ******* random people if they got to know you they probably wouldnt screw you either?
Actually, this happens fairly often. It should probably be a posting on MLIA. As long as you weren't getting hot and heavy and he walked in/woke up, it's all good.
i agree with kikriowhatever and think it's stupid how kids today think it's cool to lose their virginity at 12. But the bar scenes a different story, if they want to have meaningless sex that's there thing I don't wish for them to get STDs though
the std thing was a bit much, but i personally think its a stupid idea, and it does risk their chance to get stds since you cant trust anybody you meet in a bar to tell you everything upfront, but yeah i dont really wish they get stds, i just wish people would be smarter and more patient
nothing, but that also infers the 2 single people know eachother enough, the only wrong thing is shacking up with somebody you met hours ago
Maybe that is why there are 4,000 abortions per day??? People having meaningless sex and killing an innocent newborn. There are morals this country is based on, and even atheist conservatives can agree on many things evangelicals can.
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YDI for trying to get a quick one night stand, I highly doubt you were there for cookies and milk. If she isn't happy with her marriage she should step up and get a divorce, and not be a cheating *****.
YDI if you knew she was married, your life sucks if you didn't.