By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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pussywhipedmofo 4

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

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HoustonER 0

boogers taste good if you've been eating them since childhood. not that i know or anything...

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

9 your pic made my day :)

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smurfsarwales 9

11 -your day must have been very sad then...

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ImmortalKratos 0

11 you must live on a really tiny planet where the slightest giggle, smile, or laugh causes your tiny planet to rotate on is axis thus "making your day"

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HoustonER 0

you guys should lighten up he just liked my pictuee

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

19 at least it didnt consist of someone picking my nose... 24 She.

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

why did immortalkratos' comment get thumb down? I thought it was clever :(

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iEatGuppies 0

was there any bats up the cave?

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yummayy_ 11

Leave him. He is obviously a gold digger...

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yummycupkake 0

he wasn't picking your nose, he was diggin for gold

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thingfish 0

it's probably some odd sexual fetish of his.

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fl0ffy 0

HaHahahahahahahahahhahahahajajajajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

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zendaddy0 0

you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't wipe your friends on the couch

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Trugita 0

He find any worthy of the booger box?

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eckksDeeitsTravi 0

he struck gold

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Wow he's so snotty!

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HoustonER 0

He's so nosey would have been a better one.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Houston! How dare you make me feel bad about my pun? I'm going to go run away...yes run away! Where to go.... where to go... why am I repeating myself....why am I repeating myself...

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BigHoshJosh 0

he was just helping you! you snotty nosed brat

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motti 0

hope he found something better a little bit more down south

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Btreasure 8

haha my name is Treasure and I definitely wasn't up anyones nose this morning

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pussywhipedmofo 4

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

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btnhdude 0

ooo0oo you're so clever. so very funny and original.

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1215116a 14

If only you were 'nosey' enough to find out...

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shovels 0

She needs to 'pick' better boyfriends

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Bella_is_my_name 4

LOL. you 2 r ******* lame xD jks...no but seriously tho...lame ;$$

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HSSN19 8

Well, it 'snot' her fault, you know.

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shovels 0

If she needs help, we should give her a 'hand'

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EmilyShmemily496 0

you guys always 'pick' the best things to say!

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mooshibear140 4

36, you're the only lame thing I see here...

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sisteresss 12

you probably had a huge bat the cave.

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bigmanj28 0

Better him than you

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Free_Candy 0

I highly disagree with that.

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UnfOrg1ven 1

atleast he didn't do something gross with it

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Clozzie 0

Maybe he ate it... She didmt say

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