Gross and Farts: A different kind of wind

This man is a genius, we need to develop a science in his name, complete with equipment needed! He is making a breakthrough in today's technology and we must celebrate!

reallytho3 11

Monday 5 September 2011 16:27

Thts a whole new level of epik...

FarSide 22

Monday 5 September 2011 17:29

I see new night club competitions forming in gay bars across the USA...

hippityhopp 2

Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

That is an fml how?

ghashlycrumbs 8

Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

I'm gonna be honest, that's something I haven't heard. Lol, he's a keeper.

ItsTheKing 10

Monday 5 September 2011 17:07

Or stinker.

ShawnzieNstuff 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:39

Or bugger

Bowser6622 5

Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

I find this an amazing achievement.

wordnerd42 0

Monday 5 September 2011 16:12

-achievement unlocked: Master Resonator-

shift_love 13

Monday 5 September 2011 23:20

The powers of fluid dynamics and Bernoulli's principal. It's not surprise it worked

Glitterhinoceros 14

Monday 5 September 2011 16:00

Like a boss

frodoman 13

Monday 5 September 2011 16:01

Welcome to the windy city and the land of musical gas

JustinThunder 8

Monday 5 September 2011 16:01

The power of farts..

KaanTech 0

Monday 5 September 2011 19:33

You have no idea what can a single fart can do !

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 5 September 2011 22:55

You don't know the power of the fart side! *said in darth vader voice*

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how 2 girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend says, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he said, he hesitantly added "…if I was single." FML

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Today, it’s Easter Sunday. I have a countdown timer on my phone for when I can retire. I checked it : only 666 days left. FML

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Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in saying "Thats an expensive bed." FML

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Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

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Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

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Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML

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Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

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