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what's so bad about a poor old senile man dreaming about his pimping days. stop being a stuck up bitch and play along. he doesnt have much time left
Don't you consider him your boyfriend? That sounds like a bad relationship on your part OP.
#26 you forgot to inform her not to scream if he does try anything... lmao
OP show him your sex is better than crispy bacon
Let him have his glory lol. He's in his 80s and doesn't have a long time left. If this makes him happy then so be it lol.
He's only 80, just bang him make him happy! He doesn't have much time left. Just play along, dont mind that he is stalking you, he is old. Old means you can do whatever you want!
And he chose you out of every other girl in the neighborhood, so that's good....
Yeah sit on his lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Act really slutty, all guys hate that
86 - that is if it can pop up.
Marry him and take his money when he dies
Bang him. He'll probably die. Die happy !
Because you attracted to this kind of people.
you seem to have hard time spelling? you sentences no make sense.
She's in Singapore, she might be new to the language...
What I meant was she attracts this kind of people.
Doubt it since most of Singapore speaks English. Even if it's in that damn accent...
60. MMMmmmm...
He's probably a nice guy.
Until he chops her up and puts her in a place where she will never be seen again...yeah, a real nice guy
He is eighty
18 to 80, blind, bald or crazy!
nitch?
Thanks #104, I thought it was pretty obvious...
Has he offered to host a tylenol pm eating contest yet?
Lmao!!! XD
What is it with people taking selfies of themselves shirtless...do they actually think they're going to pick someone up on here? They're just embarrassing themselves instead of making themselves look good
People like to make a miserable attempt to look "cool".
Meh, the people who do it are desperate for attention and the people mocking it are usually jealous. Lose-lose.
I adore my unshapely body. Im not jealous in the least bit.
He changed his picture now...
dude's 80+, stalked every girl in the neighborhood and thinks Ur the creme de la creme, making u his "gf". it's a ******* compliment right there. take it the right way ;)
What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.
The binoculars are for birdwatching, the tissues are because he has a cold, and the vaseline is so he can insert his suppositories. That's his story and he's sticking to it.
omg. bacon rapped snickers. start mass producing those and you'd be a millionaire within a year.
As long as you don't chop my boobs off, heck, I'm down. Lehhh go.
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Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.
What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.