By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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sweet2u22 9

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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jackassiddy 8

I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

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ShazzRandom 7

Did you lose any teeth like you see on movies when people get knocked in the jaw? That's gotta hurt!

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KelpForBrains 0

8 - That comment was so bad I cut off my left nipple.

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Zackaray 0

Pretty drastic measures to go to for JUST seeing a bad comment, don't you think? I would have done something way less than that, such as slicing out my jugular. But cutting off your nipple!? That has to be too far.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Oh the irony. Although that kind of stuff happens to me as well.

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Op: "screw u mom!" Op's mom walks by:WTH?? Op's Mom: I can knock u out! Starts chuckling Op: I can do it myself! Wham! Op's mom starts running down hallway laughing.

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ShazzRandom 7

Kelpforbrains was it the same nipple that got caught in the trumpet case?

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CudIEpie 0

Why would you do it yourself?

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crazychick1269 7

it was in a dream they didn't purposely do it

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jackassiddy 8

I guess OP thought " if you want something done right.."

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rciccone 0

lmao ask mike aka the situation the same thing when he knocked himself out when fighting with ronnie

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jackassiddy 8

^The three things that will get you automatically thumbed down for mentioning: Twilight, Justin Beiber, Jersey Shore. *thumbs own comment down for mentioning the unholy trinity*

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sweet2u22 9

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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HentaiBunny 4

I agree. It's so weird and hilarious.

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MrSchneebly 5

I hope you dont share a bed with anyone, they could end up in a bad way

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M0rt 0

Considering how he dreams about his mom I think it's safe to say he sleeps alone

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Torva_fml 16

Last I checked cupcakes were slutty wanna-be muffins who wear too much frosting to try to cover up their blemishes. Muffins on the other hand... Are just beautiful.

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Jf770 10

Lol!! Done that before o.o not the funnest thing ever:3

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geon_olam 17

yet it still caused you to "laugh out loud."

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Jf770 10

I meant its not funny when it happens to yourself..

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Torva_fml 16

I've been woken up by an intense ****** thinking I was having a wet dream. It was dry.... I am still confused as to how it happened.

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

Wait a minute, are you that guy that wrote the fml about how he was dreaming of bacon?

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